The Incredible Shrinking Day chords by They Might Be Giants

Sun's up, I hit the floor
G           C
Shoes tied, I'm out the door
G                   C
Is this a clean shirt?
                   G         C
I think it was one yesterday

G         C
Free day, I'm on the phone
G         C
No plans, I got the cell on
G                C
I call my boys up
               D            G
Spend a little time outside today

D
Never liked for you to hear where I gotta be
C
Never liked being told who I gotta see
C (let ring)                 D
I like no commitment growing up around me

G       C          D
I'm not coming in anymore
G            C                 D
Everything I want and need is just outside this door
G       C         D
I'm not coming in anymore
                  C
I've got too many friends on the outside
C
That don't include you

G            C
Go ahead and think all you might
G                    C
All my friends and I ain't on the inside
G             C                        G C
All kinds of facts and probabilities

G             C
You say for all the different reasons
G       C
You say we're meant for all the seasons
G               C                    G C
You scream with endless possiblities

D
Spend a lot of time trying to convince me
D
My friends are two strikes against me
C (let ring)
Well I swing for the fences
D
So that must make strike three
D
That's fine by me

G       C          D
I'm not coming in anymore
G            C                 D
Everything I want and need is just outside this door
G       C         D
I'm not coming in anymore
                  C
I've got too many friends on the outside
C
That don't include you

D
Nothing ever seems right
D
Like it does when I start
D
Playing it in right speed, kick in at the right spot
C
I like things familiar
D
And I don't belong here
D
Don't belong here

G       C          D
I'm not coming in anymore
G            C                 D
Everything I want and need is just outside this door
G       C         D
I'm not coming in anymore
                  C
I've got too many friends on the outside
C
The plan's on the outside
C                    G C
It don't include you

G            C
Not coming in
G            C
Not coming in
G            C
Not getting back no more
G