Museum Of Idiots Ukulele chords by They Might Be Giants

Intro:
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Verse 1:
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They built this whole neighborhood
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out of wood, out of wood.

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D      G    D  G
I guess I'll still be around
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when they burn, burn it down.

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Cm    F    E        C    D
I will be standing around when they burn it down.

Bm A

Em  G   A     D
Here in the Museum of Idiots.

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Verse 2:
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Honey, I'm there when you need me,
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please believe me, please believe me.
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I'll still be right where you left me,
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if you manage to forget me.
A    F   Em    E  D
Where we met is where you may forget.

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Em  G   A      D
Here in the Museum of Idiots.

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Bridge:
  A    D     G
If you and I had any brains,
  Em         A
we wouldn't be in this place.

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Verse 3:
D    G    D   G
Chop me up into pieces
   D   G    D   G
if it pleases, if it pleases.

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  D    G      D    G
And when the chopping is through,
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every piece will say, "I love you."

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A   F    Em      C   D  G D G
Every piece of me will say "I love you."
Em  G   A      D
Here in the Museum of Idiots.
A   F    Em   G      D  A# Em7 A
Every piece of me will say "I love you, you you"
Em  G   A      D
Here in the Museum of Idiots.

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