Hardly Ever Rains chords by Theo Katzman

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
E   F#m   E   F#m
E   B    A   E


Verse 1:
     E         F#m
She says "honey, why're you crying"
 A         E
I don't know what to say
     E   F#m
It's been 70 and shining
    A    E
For the last 100 days
    E          F#m
But the whole time I've been pining
  A     G#m    F#m
The whole time I've been pained
    E         F#m
'Cause where I come from, honey
  A      E
It hardly ever rains

    E       F#m
It's a Sunday in this jungle
 A         E
A Monday 'cross the pond
  E       F#m
And you can go to prison here for
A       E
Watering your lawn
E          F#m
And I have no explanation
  A   G#m   F#m
For why I feel so strange
  E         F#m
But where I come from, honey
  A      E
It hardly ever rains, yes
E         F#m
Where I come from, honey
  A      E
It hardly ever rains

Instrumental:
E   F#m   E   F#m
E   B    A   E


Verse 2:
  E       F#m
She scribbles on a napkin
 A      E
I ask if I can see
    E      F#m
It's a cowboy in a red dress
    A        E
With a hat made out of leaves
     E         F#m
He's got wings on both his shoulders
 A     G#m    F#m
I ask "what does this mean?"
     E       F#m
She says, "Honey, it's a picture of you"
    A          E
Well, I wish that felt like me

    E       F#m
She's a whisper in the silence
   A      E
Some pixels on my phone
   E       F#m
Sayin "no man is an island, but
A      E
Everyone's alone"
     E          F#m
And maybe that's what keeps me smiling
   A      G#m   F#m
Maybe that's what keeps me sane, 'cause
E         F#m
Where I come from, honey
  A      E
It hardly ever rains
   E         F#m
Yes, where I come from, honey
  A      E
It hardly ever rains

Instrumental:
E   F#m   E   F#m
E   B    A   E

Verse 3:
  E         F#m
She calls me from the airport
A        E
Just to say goodbye
  E           F#m
And that's when it starts pouring
A         E
Teardrops from my eyes
  E        F#m
And I don't have my hopes up
  A    G#m   F#m
But I don't have no shame, 'cause
E         F#m
Where I come from, honey
  A      E
It hardly ever rains

     E         F#m
Then the lightning hits the concrete
  A     E
The thunder is delayed
  E      F#m
But I can hear a heartbeat
    A       E
From a hundred miles away
  E       F#m
And I ain't in no danger
  A  G#m  F#m
But I am still afraid
    E         F#m
'Cause where I come from, honey
  A      E
It hardly ever rains
   E         F#m
Yes, where I come from, honey
  A      E
It hardly ever rains

Instrumental:
E   F#m   E   F#m
E   B    A   E   x2