Key: F# Chorus: E A If I'd stayed my ass in Etowa County E B E Then I wouldn't be sittin' in this Tallahassee jail A Waitin' on my one phone call an wonderin' E B E How in the devil I'ma gonna make bail A E If I make it back home mama, I ain't ever leavin' B Gonna stay in my own damn neck of the woods E A Catch a greyhound one way to Alabama an E B E Its all good in the neighborhood
Verse 1: E A It all started when I let this ole girl E Talk me into givin' her a ride down south A I figured what the hell never been to Flo Rida E Jumped in my transam B E And we tore out A E I knew better but I wanted to impress her B She was hot and I was easily led E A I kinda saw her as and old school Bonnie E B And I was Clyde in my funky little head Chorus: E A If I'd stayed my ass in Etowa County E B E Then I wouldn't be sittin' in this Tallahassee jail A Waitin' on my one phone call an wonderin' E B E How in the devil I'ma gonna make bail A E If I make it back home mama, I ain't ever leavin' B Gonna stay in my own damn neck of the woods E A Catch a greyhound one way to Alabama an E B E Its all good in the neighborhood Verse 2: E A She pulled a pistol just north of Pensacola E B E I said wow man is that thing real A She let me hold it and right then and there E B E I fell in love with that cold blue steel A Pulled a couple bank jobs E Ran from a lynch mob B Rollin gangster for a week or two E A Till' the law caught up an I heard them sirens E B And I saw them blue lights and then I knew Chorus: E A If I'd stayed my ass in Etowa County E B E Then I wouldn't be sittin' in this Tallahassee jail A Waitin' on my one phone call an wonderin' E B E How in the devil I'ma gonna make bail A E If I make it back home mama, I ain't ever leavin' B Gonna stay in my own damn neck of the woods E A Catch a greyhound one way to Alabama an E B E Its all good in the neighborhood Bridge: C#m A Daddy always told me son E You ain't got sense enough B To get yo' ass in out of the rain C#m Reckon he was right A Cause I'm sittin' here tonight F# B Wishin' that I'd never ever heard her name Chorus: E A If I'd stayed my ass in Etowa County E B E Then I wouldn't be sittin' in this Tallahassee jail A Waitin' on my one phone call an wonderin' E B E How in the devil I'ma gonna make bail A E If I make it back home mama, I ain't ever leavin' B Gonna stay in my own damn neck of the woods E A Catch a greyhound one way to Alabama an E B E Its all good in the neighborhood A Catch a greyhound one way to Alabama cause it's E All good in the neighborhood Outro: E It's all good
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