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[Gm7] Excuse me, sir! [C7] There must be someone you've confused me for [Fmaj7] [D] If I could see someone who know me or someone in unifrom Intro: Here lies Charlie, dead as a doornail You can tell it's him, 'cause we put his name on the stone Verse 1: He kept his showers ice cold Used eco-friendly lightbulbs Rode a bicycle to work When the gasoline price rose He'd judge with no pretense Fish on the weekends Each morning get up, Do the pledge of allegiance Never swim in the ocean for fear of shark attacks Bi-monthly, get his wife roses with the card attached Avoiding all the little things that will up the odds And a car crash, cardiac arrest, died of a heart attack Nothing escalated All his friends and neighbors huddled there in prayer Around the respirator "Catch ya later! I'm off to see the man upstairs" They all look like ants from here, stars and crystal chandeliers There was an angel at the entrance, checking off a guest list Charlie wasn't on it, and was ushered to the exits His heart sank He was breathless Chorus: Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for If I could see someone who knew me, or someone in uniform I Go to church just about Sunday, truly, usually more Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for If I could see someone who knew me, or someone in uniform I Go to church just about Sunday, truly, usually more Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door
Verse 2: Abandon hope, all ye who enter There's a horrifying sight, but sounded like an amusement center Far beyond the halos and the castles in the clouds Bad souls squealing, shackled with some apples in their mouths Attention wh*res in padded drawers hanging from extension cords Tortured with the products from their favorite catalog Yeah, we buy and sell, a million kinds of Hell Imagination is the limit to the Devil's clientele A potential elevator No televised debate to save your soul from the Hell you paid for "Sorry, but this smell you'll hate later" Side-stepped Fates, went right for the gates But you know the Devil, he loves a good chase There was a demon at the entrance, making X's on a checklist Who would kick you in the a*s when you beg them for apprentice Those tempted by the senses with the cruelest of intentions Charlie's heart sank He was breathless Chorus: Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for If I could see someone who knew me, or someone in uniform My really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before Screaming at the demons while they pushed him through the door Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for If I could see someone who knew me, or someone in uniform My really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before Screaming at the demons while they pushed him through the door Bridge: You can run from your demons until you are exhausted One day you will have to stop and find out what they wanted Keep on running from those demons until you are exhausted You can run to those angels until you are exhausted One day you will have to stop and question what they wanted Keep on running to those angels until you are exhausted Chorus: Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for If I could see someone who knew me, or someone in uniform My really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before Screaming (Die!) Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for If I could see someone who knew me, or someone in uniform My really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before (Die )
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