Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Intro:
C/FC/F Abmaj7Abmaj7 Bbmaj7Bbmaj7 G7G7 C majorC E minorEm C majorC D MajorD
G+G G#dimG#dim Cmaj7Cmaj7 Cm6Cm6 Cmaj7Cmaj7 Cm6Cm6 G+G
Verse:
G+G G#dimG#dim
Those yuletide choruses
Cmaj7Cmaj7 Cm6Cm6
Are how Crosby paid his mortgages
E7E7 Am7Am7
What a bummer this new normal is
Cmaj7Cmaj7 D MajorD
Watching Live From Home performances
G+G G#dimG#dim
There’s no time to lighten our pines
Cmaj7Cmaj7 Cm6Cm6
We’re all alone always biding our time
E7E7 Am7Am7
Losing our minds, reciting our lines
Cmaj7Cmaj7 D MajorD
“The mask goes over the nose”
Pre-Chorus:
E minorEm Ebmaj7Ebmaj7
It’s that magical time of year
G+G D MajorD
Where candy canes and sugar plums
G+G D MajorD
Numb all your fears
E minorEm Ebmaj7Ebmaj7
We’re together through all of this
G+G D MajorD
Though half of the family
G+G D MajorD
Is exiled due to politics
Cmaj7Cmaj7
Yeah, it’s Christmastime
Chorus:
G+G B7B7
Well, it’s Christmastime in Hell
E minorEm E minor 7Em7 Em6Em6 Cmaj7Cmaj7
I want to get off this burning rock
G+G B7B7 E minorEm
And fall under the spell of hanging
E minor 7Em7 Em6Em6 Cmaj7Cmaj7
Up a great big novelty sock
Cmaj7Cmaj7 D MajorD
Joyfully along the fireplace
E7E7 Am7Am7
I’ll meet you at the fiery lake
Cmaj7Cmaj7 D MajorD
Come and celebrate Christmas in
Cm6Cm6 D MajorD D7D7 G+G
The ninth circle of Hell with me
Instrumental Break:
G+G Gmaj7Gmaj7 G7G7 G6G6 Cmaj7Cmaj7 Eb MajorEb
Verse:
G+G G#dimG#dim
Bezos bought his hundredth mansion
Cmaj7Cmaj7 Cm6Cm6
The marginalized being held for ransom
E7E7 Am7Am7
Banned protesting, next comes dancing
Cmaj7Cmaj7 D MajorD
Save us Saint Bacon and Nicholas
G+G G#dimG#dim
Rudolph won't run he sprained his ankle
Cmaj7Cmaj7 Cm6Cm6
No music by Handel, no garland on mantles
E7E7 Am7Am7
The mistletoe’s canceled, the jingle won’t jangle
Cmaj7Cmaj7 D MajorD
And no more pandemic stimulus
Pre-Chorus:
E minorEm Ebmaj7Ebmaj7
We’re together through all of this
G+G D MajorD G+G D MajorD
Though half of the family is exiled due to politics
E minorEm Ebmaj7Ebmaj7
Satan don’t rule the Democrats, Grandma
G+G D MajorD G+G D MajorD
The left is only ruled by their own incompetence
Cmaj7Cmaj7
Well, it's Christmastime
Chorus:
G+G B7B7
Well, it’s Christmastime in Hell
E minorEm E minor 7Em7 Em6Em6 Cmaj7Cmaj7
I want to get off this burning rock
G+G B7B7 E minorEm
And fall under the spell of hanging
E minor 7Em7 Em6Em6 Cmaj7Cmaj7
Up a great big novelty sock
Cmaj7Cmaj7 D MajorD
Joyfully along the fireplace
E7E7 Am7Am7
I’ll meet you at the fiery lake
Cmaj7Cmaj7 D MajorD
Come and celebrate Christmas in
Cm6Cm6 D MajorD D7D7
The ninth circle of Hell with
C majorC Section:
Ebmaj7Ebmaj7 Eb6Eb6 Ebmaj7Ebmaj7 Eb6Eb6 Ebmaj7Ebmaj7 Eb6Eb6 Ebmaj7Ebmaj7 Eb6Eb6
Cmaj7Cmaj7 C6C6 Cmaj7Cmaj7 C6C6 Cmaj7Cmaj7 C6C6 Cmaj7Cmaj7 C6C6
Repeat Intro:
C/FC/F Abmaj7Abmaj7 Bbmaj7Bbmaj7 G7G7 C majorC E minorEm C majorC D MajorD
Chorus:
G+G B7B7
Well, it’s Christmastime in Hell
E minorEm E minor 7Em7 Em6Em6 Cmaj7Cmaj7
I want to get off this burning rock
G+G B7B7 E minorEm
And fall under the spell of hanging
E minor 7Em7 Em6Em6 Cmaj7Cmaj7
Up a great big novelty sock
Cmaj7Cmaj7 D MajorD
Joyfully along the fireplace
E7E7 Am7Am7
I’ll meet you at the fiery lake
Cmaj7Cmaj7 D MajorD
Come and celebrate Christmas in
Cmaj7Cmaj7 Cm6Cm6
The first, second, third, and forth
Cmaj7Cmaj7 Cm6Cm6
Fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth
D MajorD D7D7
And ninth circle of Hell with me
Outro:
G+G Gmaj7Gmaj7 G7G7 G6G6 Cmaj7Cmaj7 G+G G7G7