The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage chords by Tenacious D

Pretty sure I got it right.
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Preferably play the G and C chords in their bar-version.

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Intro:
2x: D

D
This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage
D
Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage
D
And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies
D
Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams

B7
And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
B7
He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage
B7
He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms
B7
"Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway"

D
So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
D
And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below

         G
Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage
   D
He looked at the ground
       B7
And he looked on the stage
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The lava was throwing
    B7
And boiling inside the old Kage

B7
As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
B7
He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
B7
He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions
B7
He'd screen KG's calls and snort coke of the ass of a whore
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No one respected him
C
They just rejected him
D
No one would represent Kage
C
Left on the streets of his dreams
                       B7
he would cry, and he'd rage for the stage
Ahahaaa


Epic flute solo:
4x: D
    B7

     D
Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble
     D
They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane
   D
So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through the rain
   D
To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain
     B7
Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!"
       B7
You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade
   B7
He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!"
        B7
Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same!

Aaaah!

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RAGE KAGE!
C
OH RAGE KAGE!
           D
There'd be magic inside that old name
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And you know,
        C
yes you know
            D
When you're going completely insane

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Oh Rage Kage!
   C
Oh Rage Kage!
       D
Oh the lion will roar once again

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And you know
        C
Yes you know
            B7
When you're going completely insane

B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
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