Intro: G F# Eb D Verse 1: Bb/G D/F# Senorita, tasty mamacita tell me baby, what's your name Bb/G D/F# Oh Conchita, won't you have a seat-a, tell me baby, who's to blame? F C I'll fuckin' kill the man who has done you wrong Bb A My body's shakin' out of control Verse 2:
Bb/G D/F# His name is Larry, oh he's really scary, drinkin' at the fuckin' bar Bb/G D/F# Tap his shoulder, muscles like a boulder, tell him that's he's gone too far F C He laughs and tells me to fuckin' fuck myself Bb A Now my blood is boilin' over my soul, Hey! Interlude: D Bb F JB: I'm sorry, I didn't hear that, did you just tell me to fuckin' fuck myself? C Larry: Yeah D JB: Well I'm telling you to step outside Bb Larry: Oh really? F C JB: Yeah, we got some things to talk about a little lady named Conchita Larry: Hey! D JB: Yeah, you harmed her Larry: What? Who said? Who are you? Bb F JB: Yeah, fuck you you piece of shit C C5 A5 Bb5 C5 D5 *Fight* Bridge: C#m B When my fist connects and Larry falls down to the ground A Ab I see he's cut me with a bottle C#m B My pistol rises, cause it's time to double down A Ab Larry runs, I chase him out full-throttle Interlude 2: A Ab x 4 A Ab A Ab Donde estas mi horse? allí A Ab A Ab Digame, donde estas Larry? allí A Ab En los montanes? Donde, en el canyon? A Ab Muy bien, cold-water canyon? A Ab A andale pues, ha, ha, ha Bridge 2: C#5 F#5 C#5 B5 Ah, te llamo mi Conchita D5 A5 C5 Yo tengo hambre para tu boca G5 C5 B5 Mira mi cara, soy en fuego para tu beso, mi amor Verse 3: Bb/G D/F# Watchin' Larry in his sanctuary thinkin' that he got away Bb/G D/F# With Conchita, oh my mamacita, kissing him upon the face F C I fuckin' rue the day that I fought for you Bb A Now my mind is spinnin' out of control Outro: D Bb F C D Bb F C Ah I'm sorry mamacita D Bb F C Om yo seen so senorita D Bb C A D Ah everybody take ya rita X
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