The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage chords by Tenacious D

Chords with lyrics

Pretty sure I got it right.
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Preferably play the G+G and C majorC chords in their bar-version.

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BB -0-
G+G -0-
D MajorD -2-
A augmentedA -2-
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Intro:
2x: D MajorD

D MajorD
This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage
D MajorD
Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage
D MajorD
And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies
D MajorD
Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams

B7B7
And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
B7B7
He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage
B7B7
He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms
B7B7
"Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway"

D MajorD
So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
D MajorD
And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below

     G+G
Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage
  D MajorD
He looked at the ground
    B7B7
And he looked on the stage
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The lava was throwing
  B7B7
And boiling inside the old Kage

B7B7
As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
B7B7
He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
B7B7
He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions
B7B7
He'd screen KG's calls and snort coke of the ass of a whore
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No one respected him
C majorC
They just rejected him
D MajorD
No one would represent Kage
C majorC
Left on the streets of his dreams
            B7B7
he would cry, and he'd rage for the stage
Ahahaaa

Epic flute solo:
4x: D MajorD
  B7B7

   D MajorD
Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble
   D MajorD
They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane
  D MajorD
So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through the rain
  D MajorD
To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain
   B7B7
Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!"
    B7B7
You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade
  B7B7
He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!"
    B7B7
Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same!

Aaaah!

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RAGE KAGE!
C majorC
OH RAGE KAGE!
      D MajorD
There'd be magic inside that old name
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And you know,
    C majorC
yes you know
      D MajorD
When you're going completely insane

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Oh Rage Kage!
  C majorC
Oh Rage Kage!
    D MajorD
Oh the lion will roar once again

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And you know
    C majorC
Yes you know
      B7B7
When you're going completely insane

B7B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
B7B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
B7B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
B7B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
B7B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
B7B7