Fuck Her Softly chords by Tenacious D

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Difficulty: Novice

Fuck Her Softly - Tenacious D MajorD

Submitted by: heron76


D MajorD        B minorBm
You don't always have to fuck her hard, In
E minorEm            A augmentedA
Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.
D MajorD          B minorBm
Sometimes you gotta make some love
E minorEm             A augmentedA
  And fuckin give her some smooches too

B minorBm          G+G
Sometimes you got to squeeze
B minorBm            G+G
Sometimes you got to say please
D MajorD            A augmentedA
Sometimes you got to say hey:

     D MajorD       B minorBm
I'm gonna fuck you .... softly
E minorEm         A augmentedA
I'm gonna screw you gently
     D MajorD       B minorBm
I'm gonna hump you.... sweetly
     E minorEm      A augmentedA
I'm gonna ball you ... discretely---

B minorBm         G+G
 And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers
D MajorD          A augmentedA
 And then you say, Wait a minute sally!
B minorBm       G+G                E minorEm
 I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?
A augmentedA
That's fuckin' Teamwork!

D MajorD           B minorBm
What's your favorite posish?
E minorEm               A augmentedA              D MajorD
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
            B minorBm
What's your favorite dish?
       E minorEm               A augmentedA
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!

  B minorBm             G+G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
  D MajorD               A augmentedA
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely
  B minorBm              G+G
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
  E minorEm
But then...

     G+G     A augmentedA     FF  C majorC  D MajorD
I'm gonna fuck ---- you ----- haaaaaaaaaard-------