Difficulty
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Key: B
β« Verse:
I was supposed to be sent away but they forgot to come and get me
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I was a functioning alcoholic 'til nobody noticed my new aesthetic
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All of this to say I hope you're okay but you're the reason
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And no one here's to blame but what about your quiet treason?
And for a-
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β« Chorus:
fortnight there, we were forever run into you sometimes ask about the weather. Now you're in my
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backyard turned into good neighbors your wife waters flowers, I wanna kill her
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β« Verse 2:
All my mornings are Mondays stuck in an endless February
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I took the miracle move-on drug, the effects were temporary And I-
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love you, it's ruining my life
I love you, it's ruining my life
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I touched you for only a fortnight but I touched you. And for a-
I touched you
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β« Chorus:
fortnight there, we were forever run into you sometimes ask about the weather. Now you're in my
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backyard turned into good neighbors your wife waters flowers, I wanna kill her. And for a
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fortnight there, we were together run into you sometimes comment on my sweater. Now you're at my
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mailbox turned into good neighbors my husband is cheating, I wanna kill him
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β« Bridge:
I love you, it's ruining my life
I love you, it's ruining my life
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I touched you for only a fortnight I touched you
I touched you
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I love you, it's ruining my life
I love you, it's ruining my life
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I touched you for only a fortnight I touched you
I touched you
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β« Outro:
Thought of callin' ya, but you won't pick up 'Nother fortnight lost in America. Move to-
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Florida, buy the car you want, But it won't start up 'til you touch, touch, touch me
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Thought of callin' ya, but you won't pick up 'Nother fortnight lost in America. Move to-
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Florida, buy the car you want, But it won't start up 'til you touch, touch, touch you
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Other versions of this song
- Fortnight (Chords)
- Fortnight (Ver2) (Chords)
Song History
Published: July 10, 2024
Last Updated: February 8, 2026