Xmas chords by Taylor Corey

Chords with lyrics

Intro
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Ho Ho Ho Ho!

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There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree
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Gussied up with candy canes and balls
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Those carollers have kept me up for hours
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It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
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Now I'm no Wiccan commie nut or nothing
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But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand
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It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
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But it'll surely make a fool out of every man

HA!

Chorus
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If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
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You know where to stick those jingle bells
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If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
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And all you motherfuckers go to hell
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If I ain't cockeyed it ain?t Kwanza
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Joy to the world and jack and coke
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If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas

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Cause I ain?t ever anything but broke


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Verse

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Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
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Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
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Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
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And those coloured lights are fucking infantile
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I think we collectively as a people
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Should rise against this corporate jolly noise

And tell the world:
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"Let's buy some peace and quiet for a change"
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Before we spend it all on fucking toys.

HA

Chorus
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If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
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You know where to stick those jingle bells
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If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
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Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
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If I ain't cockeyed it ain?t Kwanza
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Joy to the world of getting stoned

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If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas

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So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.


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HA

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!