Guitar chords with lyrics
on 11/7/09. This may not be completely correct, sort of learned this by ear, sort
of by the performance... first tab. let me know of any corrections if ya find anything wrong :)
CAPO 2
C majorC
C majorC 
G+G 
A minorAm 
E minorEm
I like glitter and sparkly dresses.
FF
But I'm not gonna talk about that
G+G
in my monologue.
C majorC G+G A minorAm E minorEm
I like baking and things that smell like winter.
FF
But I'm not gonna talk about that
G+G
in my monologue.
C majorC
La la la. La la la.
C majorC G+G A minorAm E minorEm
I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me.
FF
But I'm not gonna say that
G+G
in my monologue.
C majorC G+G A minorAm E minorEm
I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public.
FF
But I'm not gonna say that
G+G
in my monologue.
C majorC
C majorC G+G A minorAm G+G FF G+G
La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.
C majorC G+G A minorAm E minorEm
You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on the phone.
FF
But I'm not gonna mention him,
G+G
in my monologue.
C majorC
Hey Joe, I'm doing real well!
G+G A minorAm E minorEm
Tonight I'm hosting 'SNL.'
FF
But I'm gonna brag about that
G+G
in my monologue.
C majorC
La la la. Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. La la la.
C majorC G+G A minorAm E minorEm
And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from 'Twilight.'
[ "Hi Taylor," wink & blows kiss.]
FF
I'm not gonna comment on that
G+G
in my monologue.
C majorC G+G A minorAm G+G FF G+G
La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.
A minorAm
A minorAm E minorEm
You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye
FF
and how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue.
C majorC G+G A minorAm G+G FF
But there's nothing more to say cuz everything's OK.
FF
I've got security lining the stage.
It's my 'SNL' monologue.
C majorC G+G A minorAm G+G FF G+G
La la. La la la la la. This is my 'SNL' monologue.
C majorC G+G A minorAm G+G FF G+G
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