Difficulty
Intermediate πͺ
Rate for accuracy
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πΈ Verse :
G#m G
The blimholes in my shellsuit
F#m
Joined into an absolute
E
And fell apart one day
G#m G
They stitched me up in Everton
F#m
Then they took me to a surgeon
E
Lost on penalties
πΈ Chorus:
E G A B
Mario man
πΈ Verse :
G#m G
I married at the altar
F#m
The village idiot's daughter
E
Oh lucky me
Gm G
We honeymooned in Cyprus
F#m
That's where she caught the virus
E
I flew home alone
G#m G
So I bought myself a chip pan
F#m
And I sailed it to the Isle of Man
E
For a holiday
G#m G
Struggling in the vortex
F#m
With my jacket made of Goretex
E
It fits wonderfully
πΈ Chorus:
E G A B
Mario man
πΈ Outro:
G#m Am
E
Zap, zap
G D
Wham, wham
Cadd9 D
Says the Mario man today
He's played so hard he's got blisters on his fingers
E G A B
Mario man
Song History
Published: June 16, 2022
Last Updated: September 10, 2025