Chords with lyrics
[Intro]
e|-7-7-7-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------------------|
BB|-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-9-7---------------------------------------------|
G+G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|-7-7-7-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----------------------------------------------|
BB|-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-4-4-4-4-5-----------------------------------------------|
G+G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA E MajorE BB F#F# G#G# |
A augmentedA E MajorE BB BB | play twice
E MajorE
A augmentedA E MajorE BB
Let me tell you ‘bout all of my problems, they don’t seem to go
A augmentedA E MajorE BB
And I can’t fathom conditions that are worse than my own
A augmentedA
That’s not what I want, that’s not what I asked for
E MajorE BB
Next time I speak up, you better get it to me faster
E MajorE E MajorE BB
I want a world where I have full control
F#F# G#G# A augmentedA
Mild inconveniences are killing me
E MajorE F#F# A augmentedA
It won’t be long before they’ve ruined my day
e|-7-7-7-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----------------------------------------------|
BB|-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-4-4-4-4-5-----------------------------------------------|
G+G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA E MajorE BB F#F# G#G#
I’m getting no internet, don’t want to get out of bed
A augmentedA E MajorE BB
I dropped my iPhone, now there’s a crack in the screen
A augmentedA E MajorE BB F#F# G#G#
I’m a first world tragedy, it’s not okay
A augmentedA E MajorE BB
My parent’s credit card got taken away
A augmentedA E MajorE BB
There’s nothing on Netflix that I haven’t seen
A augmentedA E MajorE BB
And I can’t reach the remote, it’s too far away from me
A augmentedA E MajorE BB
Buffering slow, in 720p
A augmentedA E MajorE BB
That’s not full HD, this isn’t funny
A augmentedA E MajorE BB
Why can’t my Smart TV just do what it’s told?
F#F# G#G# A augmentedA
Mild inconveniences are killing me
E MajorE C#C# BB
This Warped Tour lineup is complete garbage
F#F# G#G# A augmentedA
It wouldn’t hurt to book some better bands
A augmentedA E MajorE BB F#F# G#G#
I’m getting no internet, don’t want to get out of bed
A augmentedA E MajorE BB
I dropped my iPhone, now there’s a crack in the screen
A augmentedA E MajorE BB F#F# G#G#
I’m a first world tragedy, it’s not okay
A augmentedA E MajorE BB
My parent’s credit card got taken away
e|------------------------------------------------|
BB|------------------------------------------------|
G+G|---1-----1--1-----------------------------------|
D MajorD|--2-----2----2----------------------------------| play this multiple times during bridge part 1
A augmentedA|-0-----2--4-------------------------------------| (unless u lazy and wanna play the chords)
E MajorE|------------------------------------------------|
[Bridge part 1]
A augmentedA A majorA BB C#C# x2
A augmentedA
It’s getting way too hot
BB C#C#
Ditch the jacket I just bought
A augmentedA BB
Now I’m freezing my own balls off
C#C#
My dark, blue balls
A augmentedA
It’s getting way too hot
BB C#C#
Ditch the jacket I just bought
A augmentedA BB
Now I’m freezing my own balls off
C#C#
My navy-blue, indigo balls
[Bridge part 2]
A augmentedA
I know I’m a straight white male
BB
That doesn’t mean I’m not stuck in hell
C#C#
America is the place to be
G#G#
Unless you live near poverty
A augmentedA BB
I got mud on my shoes, my brand new shoes
C#C# G#G#
I got mud on my shoes, my brand new shoes
A augmentedA
Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
BB
Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
C#C#
Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
G#G#
Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
A augmentedA BB
Too many voices, too many voices
C#C# G#G#
Too many voices, too many voices
e|------------------------------------------------|
BB|------------------------------------------------|
G+G|---1-----1--------------------------------------|
D MajorD|--2-----2---------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|-0-----2--4-------------------------------------|
E MajorE|------------------------------------------------|
Or
A augmentedA BB C#C#
(Play each chord once)
GO!
A augmentedA BB C#C# G#G# X2
A augmentedA BB
I’m getting no internet, don’t want to get out of bed
C#C# G#G#
I dropped my iPhone, now there’s a crack in the screen
A augmentedA BB
I’m a first world tragedy, it’s not okay
C#C# G#G#
My parent’s credit card got taken away
A augmentedA BB
I’m a first world tragedy
C#C# G#G#
I’m a first world tragedy
A augmentedA BB
I’m a first world tragedy
C#C# G#G#
I’m a first world tragedy, it's not okay.
BB A augmentedA E MajorE