Funeral chords by Sueco

♫ Chorus:
G                Em             Bm
  It's a perfect day for a funeral
                  C                         G
It's such a nice view when you're six feet down
                Em              Bm
**** a nine-to-five, **** a cubicle
                     D
Yeah
I'd rather be dead, baby, take me out



♫ Verse 1:
G                        Em
Put me in my grave in a bustdown casket
Bm                           C
Yeah, she got ass, but it's too much plastic
  G                             Em
Left her in the past 'cause she way too problematic
Bm                            C
****-suckin' lips, she could probably use some chapstick

♫ Pre-Chorus:
G                   Em                 Bm
   just called the plug, now he on the way
                C              G
I was way too ****** up yesterday
               Em                  Bm
Say she wanna stay, but she can't stay
                      C
I'm too busy getting ****** up every day

♫ Chorus:
G                Em             Bm
  It's a perfect day for a funeral
                  C                         G
It's such a nice view when you're six feet down
                Em              Bm
**** a nine-to-five, **** a cubicle
                     C
Yeah
I'd rather be dead, baby, take me out

♫ Interlude:
G   Em   Bm   C


♫ Verse 2:
          G                                   Em
Ain't no rest 'til I rest in peace, close my eyes, but I don't sleep
          Bm                              C
Crack my back
I get a flashback
I took too much LSD
               G                               Em
I swear these women just like money, coming, going as they please
Bm                              C
And when I find who took my Louis bag
I'm pulling out his teeth

♫ Pre-Chorus:
G                   Em                 Bm
  just called the plug, now he on the way
                C              G
I was way too ****** up yesterday
               Em                  Bm
Say she wanna stay, but she can't stay
                      C
I'm too busy getting ****** up every day

♫ Chorus:
G                Em             Bm
  It's a perfect day for a funeral
                  C                         G
It's such a nice view when you're six feet down
                Em              Bm
**** a nine-to-five, **** a cubicle
                     C                   G   Em   Bm
Yeah
I'd rather be dead, baby, take me out

♫ Post-Chorus:
                      C                  G   Em   Bm
Yeah
I'd rather be dead, baby, take me out
       C                      G
Yeah, come on, baby, take me out

♫ Outro:
                   Em                 Bm
I just called the plug, now he on the way
          C               G
I was so ****** up yesterday
              Em                 Bm
I called the plug, now he on the way
               C                G
I was way too ****** up yesterday