Funeral Chords

♫ Chorus: G Em Bm It's a perfect day for a funeral C G It's such a nice view when you're six feet down Em Bm **** a nine-to-five, **** a cubicle D Yeah I'd rather be dead, baby, take me out ♫ Verse 1: G Em Put me in my grave in a bustdown casket Bm C Yeah, she got ass, but it's too much plastic G Em Left her in the past 'cause she way too problematic Bm C ****-suckin' lips, she could probably use some chapstick

♫ Pre-Chorus: G Em Bm just called the plug, now he on the way C G I was way too ****** up yesterday Em Bm Say she wanna stay, but she can't stay C I'm too busy getting ****** up every day ♫ Chorus: G Em Bm It's a perfect day for a funeral C G It's such a nice view when you're six feet down Em Bm **** a nine-to-five, **** a cubicle C Yeah I'd rather be dead, baby, take me out ♫ Interlude: G Em Bm C ♫ Verse 2: G Em Ain't no rest 'til I rest in peace, close my eyes, but I don't sleep Bm C Crack my back I get a flashback I took too much LSD G Em I swear these women just like money, coming, going as they please Bm C And when I find who took my Louis bag I'm pulling out his teeth ♫ Pre-Chorus: G Em Bm just called the plug, now he on the way C G I was way too ****** up yesterday Em Bm Say she wanna stay, but she can't stay C I'm too busy getting ****** up every day ♫ Chorus: G Em Bm It's a perfect day for a funeral C G It's such a nice view when you're six feet down Em Bm **** a nine-to-five, **** a cubicle C G Em Bm Yeah I'd rather be dead, baby, take me out ♫ Post-Chorus: C G Em Bm Yeah I'd rather be dead, baby, take me out C G Yeah, come on, baby, take me out ♫ Outro: Em Bm I just called the plug, now he on the way C G I was so ****** up yesterday Em Bm I called the plug, now he on the way C G I was way too ****** up yesterday