If You Want To Write A Pop Song chords by Trevor Strong

Intro:

D A Bb G x2


Verse 1:

(G)   D             A
If you wanna write a pop song
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you gotta use the right vocabulary,
D                 A
Words and grammar that in real life
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would make you sound dumb or scary,
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Like calling people baby who aren't actually baby's
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saying I would die for you
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which in real life just sounds crazy
D              A              Bb     G        D
but crazy is a good thing to be in a pop song anyway...
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(Crazy, Crazy, Crazy)

Verse 2:

D              A          Bb          G              D  A Bb G
Sometimes you just gotta pull out the double negatives,
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Cos there ain't no way you're not going to do nothing like that, no no no,
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And you gotta go ugh, sometimes you gotta ugh,
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gotta ugh, gotta ugh, gotta uh uh uhhh,
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cos your only really killing time for the chorus anyway,
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here it comes!

Chorus:
 D        A           Bb    G
Ooh, Ahh, Baby, Yeah, uh oh ohhhh
D         A           Bb        G
Ooh, Ahh, Baby, Yeah, baby baby baby baby
D         A           Bb    G
Ooh, Ahh, Baby, Yeah, uh oh ohhhh
D       A       Bb        G
baby-o, baby-o, baby-ohhhhh

Verse 3:
D          A
Now you're on the third verse
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but no-one's listening to anything you say,
D                        A
which is mission accomplished
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because you don't have anything to say anyway,
D                        A
and its a prime time for rhyme time
Bb                  G
cos lime crimes are rhyme glimes,
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you might find mime slime grime on your behind,
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and i'm only just killing time for the chorus again anyway,
Bb     G
let me hear you now!

Chorus:
 D        A           Bb    G
Ooh, Ahh, Baby, Yeah, uh oh ohhhh
D         A           Bb        G
Ooh, Ahh, Baby, Yeah, baby baby baby baby
D         A           Bb    G
Ooh, Ahh, Baby, Yeah, uh oh ohhhh
D       A       Bb        G...
baby-o, baby-o, baby-ohhhhh....

Rap:
N.C          D                  A
Suddenly the rap parts here its kinda weird
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no one end up loving it just appeared                          (you can guess the lyrics yourself)
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Coming in late, its attacking you like a rhythmic dance ex-machina
D                 A
but you know what i'm kind of a jerk
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so now i'm going to make you work,
    D      A
say ayyyy (ayyyy)
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say eeeee (eeeee)
D   A
iou (iou)
Bb            G
sometimes 1  (sometimes 1)
D                          A
stop repeating what I say (stop repeating what I say)
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stop repeating what I say (stop repeating what I say)
N.C
(stop repeating what I say)

Chorus:
D        A           Bb    G
Ooh, Ahh, Baby, Yeah, uh oh ohhhh
D         A           Bb        G
Ooh, Ahh, Baby, Yeah, baby baby baby baby
D         A           Bb    G
Ooh, Ahh, Baby, Yeah, uh oh ohhhh
D       A       Bb      G
baby-o, baby-o, baby-o, baby-o
D       A       Bb      G
baby-o, baby-o, baby-o, baby-o
D       A       Bb      G
baby-o, baby-o, baby-o, baby-o
D       A       Bb      G
baby-o, baby-o, baby-o, baby-o
D              D(once)
baby-ohhhhhhhh


There we go, if anyone does happen to know the words in that second line of the rap feel free to comment or
or correct it yourself.
Its always a good laugh at any open mic night or with friends over.