Cheaper Than A Shrink chords by George Strait

Chords with lyrics

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Cheaper Than A augmentedA Shrink
George Strait

Intro Lick C majorC G#G#

PROCEED TO: FF C#C# FF G#G#

Verse 1

   FF
I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R Block.
   F7F7             Bb majorBb
Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock.
    C majorC                  C7C7
Said, "I've tallied up your numbers for the end of the year,
     FF                G#G#
And son, you've spent a small fortune on liquor and beer."

I said it's ;

Chorus 1

Bb majorBb
Cheaper than a shrink.
FF
You don't have to think.
Bb majorBb    C majorC
You just  pour and drink.
FF            Bb majorBb
It's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of Jack,
  FF
No pouring out your heart to some high-dollar quack.

Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done.
                      F7F7
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun.
  Bb majorBb
And it's cheaper than a shrink.
FF
 You don't have to think.
G#G#    C majorC
You just pour and drink.
  FF
Aw, it's cheaper than a shrink.

Riff AbAb FF

Verse 2

FF
Now me and her had this little problem between us.
                 Bb majorBb
Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus.
      C majorC
She said, "Honey, I think we need to see a marital counselor."
     FF                     G#G#
I said, "All we need to do is slam a case of twelve-ouncers."

'Cause it's ;

Chorus 2

Bb majorBb
Cheaper than a shrink.
FF
You don't have to think.
     C majorC
You just pour and drink.
   FF             Bb majorBb    FF
About eighteen bucks 'll get you four six-packs.
                       Bb majorBb
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
    G#G#              FF     Bb majorBb
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done.
      FF               F7F7
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun.
     Bb majorBb
And it's cheaper than a shrink.
FF
You don't have to think.
     C majorC
You just pour and drink.
      FF           C#C#
Yeah, it's cheaper than a shrink.

Verse 3

         Bb majorBb          C#C#
If liquor prices soared as high as gasoline,
FF                     G#G#
I'd a quit drinkin' back when I was nineteen.
     Bb majorBb
It's the oldest most proven form of therapy.
Bb7Bb7              C7C7
The best thing about it far as I can see is that it's ;

Chorus 3

Bb majorBb
Cheaper than a shrink.
FF
You don't have to think.
G#G#    C majorC
You just pour and drink.
     FF
And it's cheaper than a shrink.
G#G#      C majorC
Aw, you just pour and drink.
      FF
And it's a whole lot cheaper
                           C majorC FF
Than some big town, clock hound, drag you down shrink.

(sound of Belching)

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