The Great Procrastinator chords by Stornoway

[Verse]

G              C
Bound for somewhere down the road
       G            D
With a heavy load on this ever-racing mind
G           C
Too much cooking on my stove
        G   D       G
I've stewed myself a traffic jam inside

G            C
There's a junction up ahead
              G                D
And I'm trying to read the signs, but this traffic's made me blind
  G          C
And I'm a scientist with far too many metaphors
  D       G          D
And far too little data to conclude in time

[Chorus]

  G          C
And you, you are the indecision maker
G             C
You, you are the path unknown
  C  D        G   C
And I, I am the great procrastinator
Am    D   G
Pondering my way home


[Verse]

G          C
I've been busy as a beaver
      G             D
And I'll be damned if I don't ease the flow
G           C
My big fish'll pass me by
          G    D     G
If I don't make my mind up damn pronto

   G           C
So I took a hike on Offa's dyke
            G            D
With a song stuck in my head and a blister on my toe
 G           C
I left my baggage on the bed
      G        D         G
Brought my cobwebs, and to England they must blow


[Chorus]

  G            C
And you, you are the mystery tour enlister
G             C
You, you are the sights untold
  C  D         G  C
And I, I am the great procrastinator
Am    D   G
Stalling in the road



[Interlude] (and key change)

  C            F
And you, you are the problem instigator
C            F
You, you are the cryptic code
  F  G        C   F
And I, I am the great procrastinator
Dm    G   C
Puzzling on my own

  F   G        C  F
Oh I, I am the great procrastinator
F      G   C
Squandering chances as I roam
 G         C  F
I am the great procrastinator
Dm    G    C
Pondering my way home