Frog Kissin chords by Ray Stevens

Chords with lyrics

[Verse 1]

    G+G              E minorEm              C majorC
Do you remember in the fairy tales, how the wicked witch's spell changed the handsome prince to a toad.
       D MajorD                         G+G       C majorC      G+G
Through the power of a potion, she handed him the notion he was lower than the dirt in the road;
        B7B7
and though she left him green and warted, her evil plan was thwarted,
       E minorEm      C majorC      G+G
when there chanced to happen by a young miss;
    D MajorD                          G+G        C majorC       G+G
who in spite of his complexion, offered her affection, and broke the wicked curse with her kiss.


[Chorus]

G+G             D MajorD
Well if you've never been frog kissing,
          G+G
then you don't know what you've been missing.
     A augmentedA          D MajorD          G+G
There's a world of opportunity under each and every log.
            D MajorD                       C majorC
If you've never been a charm breaker, if you've never been a handsome prince maker,
   G+G            C majorC       D MajorD     G+G
just slow down, turn around, bend down and kiss you a frog.

[Verse 2]

G+G           E minorEm             C majorC
Once upon a time ago, I was down and feeling low, like a lonely frog in a pond.
D MajorD                              G+G     C majorC       G+G
Life was just a joke, and I was very near a croaking, I was zapped by life's wicked wand.
       B7B7                            E minorEm     C majorC    G+G
Then in the depth of my depression, there came a true expression, of a love from a lady so sweet.
      D MajorD                          G+G         C majorC     G+G
She gave me warm fuzzy feelings, feelings that were healing,and knocked me off my little web feet.


[Chorus]

G+G             D MajorD
Well if you've never been frog kissing,
          G+G
then you don't know what you've been missing.
     A augmentedA          D MajorD          G+G
There's a world of opportunity under each and every log.
            D MajorD                       C majorC
If you've never been a charm breaker, if you've never been a handsome prince maker,
   G+G            C majorC       D MajorD     G+G
just slow down, turn around, bend down and kiss you a frog.

[Verse 3]

G+G                E minorEm              C majorC
There's a happy ever after land, deep within the heart of man, where a prince or princess abides,
  D MajorD
but all we get are glimpses of the handsome prince or princess,
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'cause they're covered by a green warty hide;
          B7B7
And though they're full of life's potential, they're lacking one essential,
  E minorEm       C majorC      G+G
to enable them to shine like a star;
       D MajorD
and that's to have some guy or misses, cover them with kisses,
  G+G            C majorC       G+G
and love them while they're just like they are.


[Outro]

G+G            D MajorD                   C majorC
And that's the secret of frog kissing, and you can do it too if you just listen.
   G+G            C majorC       D MajorD     G+G