Chords with lyrics
Intro:
C majorC BB G+G G minorGm
Verse 1:
C majorC
When you were here before
BB
Could've guessed that you were five
G+G
You smell like a bagel
G minorGm
Adult girls make me cry
C majorC
You float my old tugboat
BB
In my bountiful depends
G+G
I wish I was special
G minorGm
You're so fuckin' special
Chorus:
C majorC
But I'm a creep
BB
I'm a pedo
G+G
How the hell did I get here?
G minorGm
How did I get here
Verse 2:
C majorC
I know my butt's been wiped
BB
I can't help when I pee
G+G
I want a perfect toddler
G minorGm
I want a perfect tween
C majorC
I want you to notice
BB
When I'm sniffing around
G+G
You're so fuckin' special
G minorGm
These kids smell so special
Chorus:
C majorC
But I'm a creep
BB
I'm a pedo
G+G
How the hell did I get here?
G minorGm
How did I get here
Bridge:
C majorC BB
Sniff! Yum,yum,yum
G+G G minorGm
Sniff! Yum,yum,yum
C majorC BB G+G G minorGm
Yum
Verse 3:
C majorC
Sniffing kids makes me happy
BB
It's all I ever want
G+G
They smell fuckin' special
G minorGm
These kids smell so special
Chorus:
C majorC
But I'm a creep
BB
I'm a pedo
G+G
How the hell did I get here?
G minorGm
How did I get here