Any Major Dude Will Tell You chords by Steely Dan

Feel free to add 7ths onto most of the chords.

Intro
D  G  D


Verse 1
A                C#m               D
I never seen you looking so bad my funky one
A                     C#m                G
You tell me that your superfine mind has come undone


Chorus
Bm                  F#m                      G#m
Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Bm                    F#m                 G#m
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
         Bm       D/E      A
When the demon is at your door
       G                   F#m   B  A
In the morning it won't be there no more
    G               F#m
Any major dude will tell you
D   G               A
Any major dude will tell you

Riff
(NOTES) G-F#-E F# G A B G D C# A   G-F#-E F# G A B G D C# G   G-F#-E F# G A B G D C# B E (CHORDS) A G A


Verse 2
A             C#m                          D
Have you ever seen a squonk's tears? Well, look at mine
A                 C#m                  G
The people on the street have all seen better times


Chorus
Bm                  F#m                      G#m
Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Bm                    F#m                 G#m
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
         Bm       D/E      A
When the demon is at your door
       G                   F#m   B  A
In the morning it won't be there no more
    G               F#m
Any major dude will tell you
D   G               A
Any major dude will tell you


Riff
(NOTES) G-F#-E F# G A B G D C# A   G-F#-E F# G A B G D C# G   G-F#-E F# G A B G D C# B E (CHORDS) A G A


Bridge
F#m            G#m             A                C#m
I can tell you all I know, the where to go, the what to do
F#m            G#m               Bm                 D/E
You can try to run but you can't hide from what's inside of you


Solo
A C#m D  A C#m G


Chorus
Bm                  F#m                      G#m
Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Bm                    F#m                 G#m
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
         Bm       D/E      A
When the demon is at your door
       G                   F#m   B  A
In the morning it won't be there no more
    G               F#m
Any major dude will tell you
D   G               B         D
Any major dude will tell you  ooohhhh
F   G               A
Any major dude will tell you

Riff
(NOTES) G-F#-E F# G A B G D C# A   G-F#-E F# G A B G D C# G   G-F#-E F# G A B G D C# B E_________