Weenie Ride chords by Steel Panther

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Key: C majorC

Difficulty: Novice

Intro:
 C majorC

Verse:
     FF            C majorC
I wanna tell you 'bout something fun
   DmDm
So I wrote you this song
      FF         C majorC
If you've ever been to Disneyland
      DmDm
You know the lines can be real long

  FF            E minorEm
But I got a ride that the bitches love
DmDm           C majorC
you won't have to wait at all
G+G
All you gotta do is ditch your boyfriend
G+G
And give sexy Michael Starr a call

Chorus:
C majorC
I'll take your ass for a weenie ride
C majorC
Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride
FF
It's scary like a roller coaster
F minorFm
It will stretch you out so wide
C majorC
Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride
C majorC
Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside
FF                      F minorFm
It's better than a Ferris Wheel or a water slide

It's a weenie ride

Break:
 C majorC

Verse:
      FF             C majorC
I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing
   DmDm
And better than the monkey bars
    FF               C majorC
You can take it on the couch or your water bed
    DmDm
Or in the back of your Daddy's car
    FF          E minorEm
And it's open all day, night time too
DmDm       C majorC
Seven fucking days a week
G+G
It only shuts down intermittently
G+G
So I can take a leak

Chorus:
C majorC
So put that snatch on a weenie ride
C majorC
Ride her face down or on your side
FF
You'll be amazed what you can fit in there
F minorFm
When some leverage is applied
A minorAm           G#G#
Open your legs for a weenie ride
C majorC             F# minorF#m
You won't be the first to see it and cry
FF                G#G#
Just bring the baby wipes and some Astroglide
A minorAm          G+G
It's a weenie ride, oh yeah

Solo:
 FF E MajorE A minorAm G+G FF E MajorE A minorAm G+G FF E MajorE A minorAm G+G C majorC D MajorD

Middle:
D#D#
Scream for me
D#D#
Scream out in ecstasy
A#A#            FF
Honey, won't you try the weenie ride
G#G#
You're never gonna be the same
G+G                      C majorC          DmDm   G+G
Baby, how you gonna get to heaven if you can't take a little pain?

Verse:
C majorC
Step right up for a weenie ride
C majorC
It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied
FF
Oops, I think I got a little DNA
F minorFm
All over your backside

C majorC
I wanna tell your friends about the weenie ride
C majorC
You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind
FF                       F minorFm
Even with the big old muff you won't get tonight
C majorC
For the weenie ride

End:
C majorC                         FF
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride)
C majorC                         FF
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (come spread your thighs)
C majorC                         FF
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
C majorC                         FF
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride)
C majorC                         FF
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride, yeah)
C majorC                         FF       G+G
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (baby, baby, baby)
C majorC
It's a weenie ride