Stocking Song chords by Steel Panther

Chords with lyrics

This was tabbed by ear and I think it's pretty close. The chords are all variations, and are listed below.
This is how I played it. Feel free to suggest/edit how it's actually played. I watched along with live
videos to tabbed it. The chords above the words might be a little off on timing.

 Open D MajorD Tuning (D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD F#F# A augmentedA D MajorD)

   D MajorD   A augmentedA   G+G   BB
|----0-----0-----0-----0---|
|----0-----0-----0-----0---|
|----8-----10----8-----0---|
|----7-----9-----7-----11--|
|----5-----7-----5-----9---|
|----0-----7-----5-----9---|


Intro:
D MajorD D A augmentedA

Verse 1:
D MajorD
So you say you like candy canes
G+G
All the ladies do
BB
Candy canes were meant for sucking
G+G
So don't you think about trying to chew

Verse 2:
D MajorD
How about a little eggnog
G+G
I got a homemade recipe
BB
You're gonna get love-drunk on my eggnog
G+G              A augmentedA
Even though it's alcohol-free


Chorus:
D MajorD               A augmentedA   D MajorD
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
D MajorD
Gonna fill it up nice and tight
BB                         G+G
Gonna feel so good when I slide my gifts into it tonight
D MajorD               A augmentedA   D MajorD
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
D MajorD
Gonna fill it up with all I got
BB               G+G
Nick nacks and candies gonna hit your stocking G-spot

Intro:
D MajorD D A augmentedA


Verse 3:
D MajorD
I know you like your toys, girl
G+G
I got toys to fulfill your needs
BB
The kind that only use double D MajorD batteries
G+G
And run at variable speeds


Verse 4:
D MajorD
Gonna stuff it with an iPhone
G+G
All I ask is some tit for tat
BB
If you could memorize the Kama Sutra
G+G                   A augmentedA  A augmentedA
Heck, they probably make an app for that! Baby


Chorus:
D MajorD               A augmentedA   D MajorD
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
D MajorD
Gonna fill it to the tippy top
BB             G+G
Gonna take it all out then stuff it back in...
G+G
Take it all out... stuff it back in
G+G          A augmentedA
You're never gonna want me to stop
D MajorD               A augmentedA   D MajorD
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
D MajorD
With holiday love and romance
BB               G+G     A augmentedA             D MajorD
I just hope that Santa doesn't stuff it before I get the chance


Outro:
D MajorD D A augmentedA D MajorD