I Ain't Buying What You're Selling chords by Steel Panther

Chords with lyrics

Intro:
D5D5 A/D G/DG/D D5D5

Verse 1:
D5D5
I don't need a crystal ball
  A/D
To tell me that I'll be
G/DG/D
Dead from liver failure
           D5D5
Just wait around and see
D5D5
Don't need acupuncture
  A/D
To rid me of my pain
G/DG/D
I've got pharmaceuticals
         D5D5
And no plans to abstain

Chorus 1:
      A augmentedA        G+G         D5D5
Cuz I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
      A augmentedA        G+G         D5D5
Cuz I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling

Verse 2:
D5D5
I don't need confession
   A/D
To absolve me of my sins
G/DG/D
They're as much a part of me
        D5D5
As a fish is to his fins
  D5D5
And I don't need the government
   A/D
Or a social safety net
   G/DG/D
That ponzi scheme will crash someday
           D5D5
If it hasn't started yet

Chorus 2:
      A augmentedA        G+G         D5D5
And I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
      A augmentedA        G+G         D5D5
And I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling

Bridge:
Bb6Bb6
If I come across
  G/BG/B
As if I am complaining
        Cadd9Cadd9
It's cuz you're pissing down my back
      D5D5
And you're telling me it's raining
   Bb6Bb6
Maybe you believe the bullshit
  G/BG/B
Or maybe you're just lying
  Cadd9Cadd9  F5F5
But I ain't buying

Instrumental:
D5D5 A/D G/DG/D D5D5

Verse 3:
D5D5
I don't need conspiracies
  A/D
Or ufology
   G/DG/D
To distract me from my happy life
      D5D5
Of mediocrity
   D5D5
I've got a labradoodle
     A/D
And I've got the gift of song
  G/DG/D
And when that's not enough
            D5D5
I take a ripper off my bong

Chorus 3:
      A augmentedA        G+G         D5D5
And I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
    A augmentedA        G+G         D5D5
I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
    A augmentedA        G+G         D5D5
I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling

Outro:
D5D5 A/D G/DG/D D5D5
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