You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too chords by The Statler Brothers

C                            F
Well we went out on a double date
       G7
Me and Edith you and Kate
          C                    F
Before we got past their front gate
G7
There you were making eyes at Edith

While you were making time with Kate

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You can't have your Kate and Edith too
           G7               C
You rascal you a-ledel-ledi-hoo

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Then we went to a drive in a show
         G7
You were kissing on Kate she wouldn't let you go
            C                     F
I looked at Edith started feeling bold
G7
I found your big hairy hand holding on

To the hand I was trying to hold

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You can't have your Kate and Edith too
           G7               C
You rascal you a-ledel-ledi-hoo

                    F
Edith asked me if I would
        G7
Get her some popcorn I said I would
           C                 F
When I got back dad blame if you
G7
Hadn't crawled into the backseat with

Kate and Edith was back there too

                    A7             D7
You can't have your Kate and Edith too
           G7               C
You rascal you a-ledel-ledi-hoo

                                   F
Years have passed since that first date
          G7
I married Edith you married Kate
          C                 F
Now every night when I come home
G7
Your car's in the driveway Kate's in the car

And you and Edith are in the house alone

                    A7             D7
You can't have your Kate and Edith too
           G7               C
You rascal you a-ledel-ledi-hoo