The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Show Me Your Hands chords by Starkid

Intro
Fm Bb Fm Bb

verse 1
Fm
Ma'am, I need you to take a step back
         Bb
You're facing the law, not the clerk at the Gap
      Ab        Bb
Yeah we're cops, yeah we're cops
          Fm
You better shape on up

verse 2
Fm
You better empty out all of your pockets
     Bb
But don't empty out all of your pockets
      Ab        Bb
Yeah we're cops, yeah we're cops
      Fm
And we make sense

       F
Show me your hands, show me
      Bb
those jazz hands
    F            Bb7
Get 'em up, or you'll end up in cuffs
       F7
Show me your hands, show me
      Bb
those jazz hands
   Ab    Bb
Or I might be inclined to shoot you
Fm
up

verse 3
Fm            Bb
You go forty in a thirty-five
      Fm
Check your mirror, you'll find hell
    Bb
has arrived
       Ab        Bb
'Cause we're cops, yeah we're cops
         Fm
We're up in your shit

verse 4
Fm
Kathy lost her cat in a tree
Bb
Contact Fire, not the HFPD
       Ab        Bb
'Cause we're cops, yeah we're cops
      Fm
Her cat is dead

       F
Show me your hands, show me
      Bb
those jazz hands
    F            Bb7
Get 'em up, or you'll end up in cuffs
       F7
Show me your hands, show me
      Bb7
those jazz hands
   Ab    Bb
Or I might be inclined to shoot you

Bridge
Fm
Step away from the vehicle, Step away from the vehicle
Ab
Get back in the vehicle Get back in the vehicle
Bb
Slowly get out of the vehicle Slowly get out of the vehicle
Db
Do the things I say... I'm a cop

Fm
Step away from the vehicle step away from the vehicle
Fm
(Get those hands up! Get those hands up!)

Ab
Get back in the vehicle Get back in the vehicle
Ab
(Put those hands down! Get those hands down!)

Bb
Slowly get out of the vehicle Slowly get out of the vehicle
Bb
(Put those hands up! Put those hands up!)

Db
Do the things I say...
Db
(Up, down...)

Db
I'm a cop!

Fm
9-1-1 emergency call
     Ab
Got a 4-1-1 at a shopping mall Better pack your heat and utility belt Any mall rats comin' in hot, they melt


Bb
Sarge, it's your wife on the 9-1-1
Bb
What that bitch want, Sarge?
Bb
She just wants a snug
Db
Grab your nine millimetre and donut bucket Want my badge number? Put it in your mouth and suck it!

 N.C.
(Spoken) Oh Sam, please stop! I'm your wife! Please just talk to me, baby.


Key change
Gb

       Ab
Show me your hands, show me
      Db
those jazz hands
    Ab           Db7
Get 'em up, or you'll end up in cuffs
       Ab7
Show me your hands, show me
      Gb7
those jazz hands
   B    Db
Or I might be inclined to shoot you-

Ab
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