The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Show Stoppin Number chords by Starkid

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

It's...a...
D MajorD
Show stoppin' number
 B minorBm
A augmentedA real show stopper
 D MajorD             E MajorE A7A7
A augmentedA show stoppin number, come on
D MajorD
Something to shock 'em
  B minorBm
To bring them a-crawlin'
 D MajorD          E minorEm  A augmentedA
A majorA big time box office draw
     G+G
With the press and the glamour
   Bb majorBb      C majorC
We'll kill the reviews
   D MajorD        FF  G+G
Spotlight on Mr. Ingénue
  E minorEm
So fill up your Tumblr
   A augmentedA            D MajorD
Got a show stoppin number for you

C majorC G+G Bb majorBb
DIALOGUE:

 D MajorD
A augmentedA show stoppin number
  B minorBm
Is something you die for
 D MajorD           E minorEm  A7A7
A augmentedA real catchy earwormy tune
  D MajorD
An award winning score
   B minorBm
That seeps in and out of your pours
 G+G         D MajorD      FF  G+G
A augmentedA ditty to make the chorus girls swoon
   G+G
It'll unify humanity
   Bb majorBb     C majorC
In a thundering chorus
  D MajorD              FF  G+G
No exits from this Broadway venue
  G+G
So splash those shiny cymbals
   E minorEm      A augmentedA     D MajorD
Got a show stoppin hymnal for you

FF G+G
DIALOGUE:

B minorBm                  E7E7
Business calls, I'm up to my a** in s***
E7E7
What is this business?
B minorBm                       E7E7
Markets are crashing and I'm at the edge of my wits
E7E7
I just can't take it
   G+G       E MajorE
When all I want to do
  G+G     D MajorD
Is spend the day with
A augmentedA
Greg...
  G+G
And Steve...
  C majorC
And Stu...
  FF
And Mark...
  G+G
And Leighton...
  Am7Am7
And Chad...

A minorAm
DIALOGUE:

G+G       E MajorE
All I want to do
  G+G    D MajorD    FF   G+G
Is spend the day with Steve and-
 D MajorD
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
 E MajorE
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
 FF
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
 C majorC               A minorAm  A augmentedA
I can't wait to get home to my boys!

  D MajorD
A augmentedA show stoppin number
 B minorBm
A augmentedA real show stopper
  D MajorD        FF  E MajorE
An aria to rule them all
     G+G
They'll throw us their money
  Bb majorBb     C majorC
At full price admition
  D MajorD            FF G+G
The world will come tumblin' down
E minorEm
Hamilton move over
   A augmentedA          D MajorD
Your new competition's in town

G+G A minorAm C majorC FF G+G A minorAm Am7Am7 A minorAm A augmentedA
DIALOGUE:

D MajorD                   E MajorE
Workin' Boys, We're up in our a** with s***
E MajorE
What is this business?
 D MajorD
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
 E MajorE
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
 FF
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
 C majorC         Bb majorBb     FF
I can't wait to get home to my boys