The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Join Us And Die Ukulele chords by Starkid

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Intro:
It is time...
  C#m E F# Ab
To die!

Verse 1:
C#m      E
Sorry to interrupt
          F#
But we got bones to pluck
           Ab
The time for chaos is long past overdue
C#m       E
Death isn't optional
         F#
In fact it’s optimal
          Ab
Your time is up and now we go through you

A
We tried to convince you
   B
In soliloquy
A
But now we'll kill you
        B
With more than harmony!
C#m
Just die!

Chorus:
C#m     E
Join us and die
      F#
Join us and die
      Ab
Join us and die
Ab
All you gotta do is
C#m     E
Join us and die
      F#
Join us and die
      Ab
Join us and die
Ab
All you gotta do is!

Verse 2:
C#m          E
Here's how it’s gonna go
           F#
We're gonna kick your ass
           Ab
And then we're gonna fucking kick your ass
C#m            E
We're gonna puke all that goo
              F#
Into your mouth where your food
             Ab
And all your cells will renew and be enhanced

A
It's a death-like process
     B
that you gotta see
A
Your own body
    B
Is your front row seat
C#m
To die!

Chorus:
C#m     E
Join us and die
      F#
Join us and die
      Ab
Join us and die
Ab
All you gotta do is
C#m     E
Join us and die
      F#
Join us and die

Join us and

Solo:
C#m
Punch it!
E
Squeeze it!
F#
Crush it!
Ab
Kill it!
C#m
Ride it!
E
Drag it!
F#
Wind it up
Ab
Kick its nuts!

C#m
Here's how it's gonna go—