Chords with lyrics
D
G
Who's wiser than a warlock
Ab
And tougher than a troll
Am Bm Bbm
And charming as candy cane
Am
Who's faster than a phoenix
E
And sly as a sphinx
C Am Gm D
And always set to entertain
C F#m
Here to give this sagging tale
G Ab Em
A hero to employ
G
Look up to the skies
C Eb
Now look in my eyes
Em Am D
It's Gilderoy
G
Who's handsome as a hobbit
Ab
And manly as mare
Am Bm Bbm
And loves to give the girls a wink
Am
Who's funny as a ferret
E
And quick as quill
C Am Gm D
And always sings without a lip sync
C F#m G Em
Here to rid your nostrils of that dreadful potter boy
G
Cause that smell in the air
C Eb
Is the wonderful flair of
Em Am D
(scuse' me) Gilderoy
Bm Em
Long ago lived a fellow who caught your eye
Am F
Hair that curled in a beautiful fro
Gm Eb
Now it's gone and replaced with a suit and tie
F D
Dancing in a variety show
Gm
Oh, where did he go
Ab Am
Does he even care at all
Am G C
Recently, he's been acting very queer
F
Every day, his story grows,
G Am G
More and more banal
F D G
And Voldemort isn't coming back this year
Am
Gilderoy is here
E Em Am
To fill you're short attention spans
F
Why look at that wonder boy
E F# Em
When you could be a-looking at a wonder man
E D Em E
(We could be a-looking at a wonder man)
Am
Who was wizard of the year
Bbm
Seven times in seven years. Who was it?
Bm E
(Gilderoy)
Am
Who conquered all his fears
Bbm Bm
And made a boggart disappear. Go on say it
E
(Gilderoy)
F#m Dbm
Who taught a yeti how to sing? (Gilderoy)
G D
Walked into Mordor and destroyed the ring? (Gilderoy)
F#m Dbm
Battled a banshee and came out a champ? (Gilderoy)
Bm G
Trapped Ja'far inside of a lamp
F#m Dbm
Stories of wonder for each girl and boy
G D
Paperback or hardback for you to enjoy
A C D E
Form an orderly line (it's Gilderoy)
A C D E
Ladies one at a time (it's Gilderoy)
A C D E
Gimme something to sign (it's Gilderoy)
A F#
All sales are final
B D E
Soon the school will be mine
A