Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Intro:
D MajorD D D MajorD A augmentedA
Verse 1:
D MajorD
I look around the kingdom
D MajorD
And see the desparation
D7D7 D7D7
And the devastation that persists
G minorGm
No matter what I do
D MajorD
But today could be the day
C majorC
I finally make a difference
G+G D MajorD FF G+G A augmentedA
And all the grateful citizens will say to me
Verse 2:
D MajorD
Fuck you!
D MajorD
Fuck you!
D MajorD
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Verse 3:
D MajorD
Fuck you, Jafar!
D MajorD
Good morning, baker!
D MajorD
Where are you off to today, you no good piece of shit?
A augmentedA
Squawk! Piece of shit!
D MajorD
What did you just call me, you bastard?
D MajorD E MajorE
No, friend! I said nothing! That was my bird. He has the ability to repeat words that others have spoken.
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
Well, why don't you teach him these words, then? Fuck you, Jafar.
A augmentedA
Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up!
Verse 4:
DmDm
Why don't we have enough to eat?
DmDm G minorGm
Why are we dying in the street?
D7D7
Why does my baby always cry?
G minorGm A augmentedA
Why did my mommy have to die?
n.c.
Mine too
n.c.
Mine too
n.c.
Mine too, Mine too, Mine too!
F# minorF#m E MajorE C#C#
The answer here is crystal clear
B minorBm C#C# F# minorF#m
Jafar, that ugly old Vizier
B minorBm F# minorF#m
He's the reason for our many woes
Verse 5:
A augmentedA D MajorD
Though we're upset, we shouldn't fret
C# minorC#m B minorBm A augmentedA
We mustn't let ourselves forget
G+G D MajorD G+G E MajorE
The saying every child raised within the kingdom knows
n.c. D MajorD
You've got to dream a little harder
D MajorD
When life won't go your way
D MajorD
Simply dream a little harder
D MajorD
Trust me when I say that when you
B minorBm D MajorD
Dream a little harder
D MajorD C majorC
You're sure to follow through
C majorC G+G
'Cause if you're good and you're attractive
F# minorF#m B minorBm
No need to be proactive
E minorEm D MajorD
Good things will just happen to you!
Verse 6:
D MajorD
I've come to return the book I borrowed!
A augmentedA G+G FF
Oh, Jafar! It took you long enough, you shit-eating dog.
FF
I couldn't put it down! It's one of my favorites!
FF
The story of a misunderstood witch who's really not wicked at all.
A augmentedA E MajorE
She's just green! But she still gets blamed for all the kingdom's problems.
E MajorE A augmentedA
Oh, so you think you're better than me just 'cause you can read?
A augmentedA
Well get out of my bookstore, we don't like your kind here anyway.
A augmentedA
But what about the book?
A augmentedA G+G BB
Keep it. And may the rats ejaculate upon you.
n.c.
Thank you! Thank you very much!
Verse 7:
DmDm
Why is the kingdom plagued by theft?
G minorGm
Why are there no more good jobs left?
D MajorD
Why does the sun go down at night?
G minorGm A augmentedA
Why is everyone in the kingdom white?
n.c.
Um... Jafar?
A augmentedA
Jafar! Jafar! Jafar!
F# minorF#m E MajorE C#C#
No man who's just Could ever trust
B minorBm C#C# F# minorF#m
A augmentedA face that triggers such disgust
B minorBm F# minorF#m
His twisted features give me such a chill
C# minorC#m D MajorD C#C# D MajorD
So let us pray that one fine day
D MajorD C# minorC#m A augmentedA G+G
That evil man will go away
G+G A augmentedA
'Cause if we want it bad enough he will!
Verse 8:
G+G
For if you
G+G
Dream a little harder
G+G
You'll get what you desire
G+G
Dream a little harder
D MajorD A minorAm
When things are looking dire
B minorBm A minorAm
If you dream a little harder
D MajorD C majorC
Success is guaranteed
G+G F# minorF#m
If you are sure of your intention
B minorBm E minorEm
Some magic intervention
D MajorD
Will give you the edge that you need
Verse 9:
D MajorD
Oh! Pardon me, madam.
D MajorD E MajorE
Oh, that's alright. Just try to keep your fat face out of that motherfucking book.
Verse 10:
G+G D MajorD
I know that I'm no prize
G+G D MajorD
I'm not so easy on the eyes
E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD
I can't rely on looks to get me by
E minorEm A augmentedA C# minorC#m B minorBm
But ugliness permits a man to use his wits
C majorC D MajorD
'Cause pretty people never have to try
D MajorD
I hear the people whisper as I walk about the streets
D MajorD
I know they call me-
G minorGm
Ugly old Jafar!
D MajorD B minorBm
What I call planning, they call scheming
C majorC G+G A augmentedA
What I call delusion, they call dreaming
FF A augmentedA D MajorD
Why am I the only one who sees things as they are?
Verse 11:
C majorC
Wish a little stronger
B minorBm
I need six eggs/Why not buy some?
C majorC
Hope a little bigger
B minorBm
I want to fly / That's unrealistic
C majorC
Think a little louder
E minorEm
I want to be a cat/ What?/Fuck you!
Verse 12:
G+G
Whistle while you swallow
F# minorF#m B minorBm
A augmentedA spoonful of sugar
E minorEm A augmentedA
And your dreams will come true upon a star
Bridge:
B minorBm
Dream hard enough, my friend
F#F#
Jafar will meet a violent end
D MajorD A augmentedA
He could be skewered by a sailing ship
G#G#
Or hanged in tangled jungle vines
G+G
Or eaten by hyenas
E MajorE A augmentedA A augmentedA B minorBm
Or he'll plummet to his death from a castle, A augmentedA clock Or a cliff
D MajorD G+G D MajorD
And if we dream a little harder
C majorC E MajorE
Our patience and our honor
E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD G+G D MajorD
Will rid us of that ugly old Jafar!
D MajorD
Fuck you!