Haywire chords by Squeeze

Intro
A C#m G# D A E

A                                                  C#m
I'm thinking about the images Stored in my memory bank
     A                                      C#m
I'm lost inside a paradise My mind goes all blank
    G#             D      A
And on the floor a leopard skin
           E            D
Ooo she's all legs and lips
      G#            C#m     Bm
I've one ear on the kitchen door
                  A     E
Where dad was preparing drinks

F#m  D                C#m     E
My hormones have gone haywire
F#m  D            C#m           E
My temperature is right off the gauge
F#m  D           A             E
I'm so scared my mum will find out
         F#m         D       C   G/B  D
What I'm doing so I quickly turn the page
A                                                  C#m
I'm thinking about the images That I had inside my head
A                                           C#m
There's not much to imagine To that centre spread
    G#          D      A
She looks at me seductively
       E             D
Ooo I feel something new
        G#            C#m      Bm
There's steam coming out of my ears
                   A     E
My toes curl inside of my shoes

F#m  D                C#m     E
My hormones have gone haywire
F#m  D            C#m           E
My temperature is right off the gauge
F#m  D           A             E
I'm so scared my mum will find out
         F#m         D       C   G/B  D   A
What I'm doing so I quickly turn the page

Em             Bm
In a covert operation
                    Em
I head towards the shops
             Bm
I had a fascination
                      Dm
That I didn't want to stop
                  C
Inside a comic a magazine
                   Cm
Then I walked out of the door
    B                   E
And swiftly made my way home

Lead Break
A C#m A C#m G# D A E

A                                              C#m
I'm thinking about the images that I used to enjoy
A                                                  C#m
Those dangerous excursions drew the man out from  the boy
    G#        D          A            E               D
The women I encountered there Became good friends and stuck
   G#           C#m       Bm                 A     E
Together in the pages to see A teenage boy thunderstruck

F#m  D                C#m     E
My hormones have gone haywire
F#m  D            C#m           E
My temperature is right off the gauge
F#m  D           A             E
I'm so scared my mum will find out
         F#m         D       C   G/B  D   A E
What I'm doing so I quickly turn the page
C   G/B  D   A  E C   G/B  D   A