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Make An Omelette chords by Something Rotten

Chords with lyrics

  • Difficulty: Advanced
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:

Chord diagramA#A# Chord diagramA#dim7A#dim7 Chord diagramA#A# Chord diagramG7G7

N.C.
Alas, poor yolk, I know thee well


Chord diagramB5B5 Chord diagramE minorEm Chord diagramB5B5 Chord diagramE minorEm

Verse 1:
                  Chord diagramB5B5 Chord diagramE minorEm
There's something rotten
                  Chord diagramB5B5 Chord diagramE minorEm
There's something rotten
        Chord diagramE minorEm                                      Chord diagramB5B5 Chord diagramE MajorE
You can smell it you can tell there's something rotten
        Chord diagramA minorAm                        Chord diagramC majorC
Now the kingdom is shot, and it's all gone to pot
Chord diagramB5B5             B5/A#              Chord diagramE minorEm
Heaven help us there is something rotten

Break:
Chord diagramDmDm
Chord diagramBm7Bm7                Chord diagramE7E7                          Chord diagramC#m7C#m7
   My father newly dead and the funeral boiled eggs
                                      Chord diagramF#F#
Now coldly furnished for the marriage table
                                 Chord diagramB minorBm                    Bm/E             Chord diagramE7E7
Methinks another chef might have whisked our desperate eggs together as one
Chord diagramE MajorE
Pray, nephew, what dost thou mean? Well, I'll tell you!

Verse 2:
             Chord diagramE MajorE                 Chord diagramE7E7                  Chord diagramA augmentedA
The fruit of life can't always taste like sweet persimmons
    Chord diagramE MajorE                  Chord diagramE7E7           Chord diagramA augmentedA     Chord diagramA7A7
Sometimes it's hard to swallow I'm afraid
Chord diagramF#F#                Chord diagramF#7F#7             Chord diagramB minorBm
But when life has handed you some lemons
     Chord diagramE MajorE              Chord diagramE7E7          Chord diagramC# minorC#m C#m/B
Then hand it back a mug of lemonade
   Chord diagramA augmentedA                Chord diagramE MajorE
My father said this to me
        Chord diagramF# minorF#m             Chord diagramD MajorD    N.C.
That he did and then he blew me-
 Chord diagramA augmentedA               Chord diagramEsusEsus          Chord diagramA augmentedA
Away with wisdom simple and concise
         Chord diagramD MajorD                Chord diagramE MajorE               Chord diagramF# minorF#m
He said, Eggbert, life is merely what you make of it
   Chord diagramB minorBm        Chord diagramE MajorE       Chord diagramA augmentedA
So heed this sound advice:

Pre-Chorus:
Chord diagramA7A7          Chord diagramE minorEm             Chord diagramA7A7
   You make wine from sour grapes
          Chord diagramF#5F#5                Chord diagramB7B7
You got a flat pancake, hey! Call it a crêpe
     Chord diagramE minorEm             Chord diagramA7A7            Chord diagramC#5C#5 Chord diagramD MajorD
When life gives you eggs, make an ome-lette
        Chord diagramE minorEm          Chord diagramA7A7
You get cola from a nut
        Chord diagramF#5F#5                  Chord diagramB7B7  N.C.
Chord diagramA augmentedA dirty worm makes silk from out of his butt
     Chord diagramE minorEm             Chord diagramA7A7            Chord diagramC#5C#5 Chord diagramD MajorD      Chord diagramC#5C#5 Chord diagramD MajorD
When life gives you eggs, make an ome-lette, omelette!

Chrous:
    Chord diagramBm7Bm7              Chord diagramGm7Gm7         Chord diagramD MajorD              Chord diagramE7E7
The solution to your troubles is cheese and vegetables
    Chord diagramE minor 7Em7           Chord diagramA augmentedA
And bacon, bacon! Omelette! Yeah!
        Chord diagramE minorEm                    Chord diagramA7A7
When it looks like you should quit
      Chord diagramF#5F#5           Chord diagramB7B7
Find another way of looking at it
     Chord diagramE minorEm             Chord diagramA7A7
When life gives you eggs, you gotta make that
Chord diagramD MajorD         Chord diagramE minorEm        Chord diagramA augmentedA         Chord diagramD MajorD
Om-om-om, om-om-om, om-om-om, Omelette!
Chord diagramD MajorD         Chord diagramE minorEm        Chord diagramA augmentedA         Chord diagramD MajorD
Om-om-om, om-om-om, om-om-om, Omelette!

Break:
Chord diagramCm7Cm7 Chord diagramF7F7 Chord diagramDm7Dm7 Chord diagramG7G7 N.C.
              Omelette!
Chord diagramCm7Cm7 Chord diagramF7F7 Chord diagramA minorAm Chord diagramA#A# Chord diagramA minorAm Chord diagramA#A# Chord diagramA minorAm Chord diagramA#A# Chord diagramA minorAm Chord diagramA#A#
                         Father!
Chord diagramA augmentedA Chord diagramA#A#

Chorus:
    Chord diagramGm7Gm7              Gm7/F#         Chord diagramFF             Chord diagramC majorC
The solution to your troubles right here in River City
Chord diagramD#D#                 Chord diagramF7F7
Shipoopi, Chicago, Omelette, yeah!
        Chord diagramC minorCm                    Chord diagramF7F7
When it looks like you should quit
Chord diagramDm7Dm7                 Chord diagramG7G7
Find another way of looking at it
     Chord diagramCm7Cm7            Chord diagramFF Chord diagramF7F7         Chord diagramDm7Dm7                Chord diagramG7G7
When life gives you eggs, just a great big bowl of eggs
     Chord diagramCm7Cm7            Chord diagramFF                        Chord diagramA augmentedA  Chord diagramA#A#   Chord diagramA augmentedA Chord diagramA#A# Chord diagramA augmentedA Chord diagramA#A#
When life gives you eggs you gotta make that omelette

Instrumental:
Chord diagramE minor 7Em7 Chord diagramA7A7 Chord diagramD MajorD Chord diagramD MajorD Chord diagramB5B5
Chord diagramE minor 7Em7 Chord diagramA7A7 Chord diagramF#5F#5 Chord diagramB7B7
Chord diagramE minor 7Em7 Chord diagramA7A7 Chord diagramD7D7

Chord diagramDmDm

Break:
Chord diagramDm7Dm7    Chord diagramA7A7     Chord diagramDm7Dm7   Chord diagramDm7Dm7    Chord diagramA7A7     Chord diagramDm7Dm7
Crack, splat, psss. Crack, splat, psss, make an omelette
Chord diagramDm7Dm7    Chord diagramA7A7     Chord diagramDm7Dm7                     N.C.
Crack, splat, psss, make an omelette (tap )
        Chord diagramC# minorC#m C#/G#          Chord diagramC# minorC#m  C#/G#         C#/F Chord diagramC7/EC7/E  Dm/F
Make an ome-lette, make an ome-lette, make an ome -lette now
     Chord diagramDmDm
How? First melt a tablespoon of butter in a medium frying pan
     Chord diagramDmDm         Chord diagramC#5C#5    Chord diagramDmDm                                                Chord diagramFF
Over medium heat   and sauté the onions and green pepper 'til they're tender
        Chord diagramDmDm
Add the ham pieces
        Chord diagramDmDm Chord diagramD#D#             Chord diagramDmDm Chord diagramD#D#             Chord diagramC#5C#5 Chord diagramC5C5    Chord diagramD#mD#m
Make an omelette, make an omelette, make an ome-lette now
Chord diagramE5E5   N.C.
Turn off the heat
        Chord diagramE5E5           Chord diagramD5D5  Chord diagramC5C5            Chord diagramB5B5
Let the omelette sit one minute in the skillet
Chord diagramA5A5     Chord diagramB5B5 Chord diagramA5A5   Chord diagramG5G5    Chord diagramF#5F#5   Chord diagramE5E5     Chord diagramE minor 7Em7
So the in-side cooks right through

Instrumental:
Chord diagramE minor 7Em7 Chord diagramD#5D#5 Chord diagramE5E5 Chord diagramD#5D#5 Chord diagramE5E5  Chord diagramD#5D#5 Chord diagramE5E5 Chord diagramD#5D#5 Chord diagramE5E5
(Tap break)

Chord diagramF minorFm Chord diagramC majorC Chord diagramC7C7 Chord diagramE5E5 Chord diagramF5F5 Chord diagramE5E5 Chord diagramF5F5 Chord diagramE5E5 Chord diagramF5F5
Fm#7 Chord diagramB7B7 Chord diagramC#7C#7 Chord diagramF#7F#7

Break:
Chord diagramE5E5
Take that egg and beat it! No! Take that egg and beat it! No!
          Chord diagramE5E5          Chord diagramF5F5         Chord diagramF#5F#5  Chord diagramG5G5  Chord diagramG#5G#5    Chord diagramA5A5 N.C.
You gotta heat it and beat it, before you eat it so
              Chord diagramD5D5               Chord diagramD5D5             Chord diagramC#5C#5 Chord diagramD5D5 Chord diagramDmDm
Beat that egg,   beat that egg,  beat that egg
    Chord diagramG minorGm                     Chord diagramD7D7
And that's how you make an omelette
Chord diagramD7D7                     Chord diagramG minorGm
That's how you make an omelette
Chord diagramG minorGm                     Chord diagramD7D7
That's how you make an omelette
Chord diagramD7D7                    Chord diagramG minorGm
That's how you make it
         Chord diagramD#D#          Chord diagramFF        Chord diagramDm7Dm7                  Chord diagramGm7Gm7          Chord diagramA7A7
And I am telling you  I'm not gonna be an omelette no no, no, no
Chord diagramA augmentedA Chord diagramEsusEsus Chord diagramAsusAsus
       We really beat that omelette

Pre-chorus:
         Chord diagramE minorEm
You make wine from sour grapes
          Chord diagramE minor 7Em7
You got a flat pancake, just call it a crepe
         Chord diagramG+G                Chord diagramG7G7        Chord diagramA augmentedA
When life  gives you eggs,  make an oh-oh-oh-omelette
        Chord diagramG#G#              Chord diagramA#A#
Take an egg and slap on by
        Chord diagramGm7Gm7                        Chord diagramC majorC   N.C.
If your cholesterol's high, you'll probably die
     Chord diagramF minorFm             Chord diagramA#A#           Chord diagramGm7Gm7               Chord diagramC7C7
When life gives you eggs, just a great big bowl of eggs
     Chord diagramF minorFm             Chord diagramA#A#
When life gives you eggs you gotta make that
Chord diagramD#D#        Chord diagramF minorFm        Chord diagramG minorGm        Chord diagramG#G#
Om-om-om, om-om-om, om-om-om, om-om-om
Chord diagramF#7A#7
   For heaven's sakes!

Outro:
       Chord diagramD#5D#5
It was white and yellow, and white and yellow
                          Chord diagramA#A#
And white and yellow, and white
        Chord diagramD5D5 Chord diagramD#5D#5
Make an omelette!

Chord diagramA#A# Chord diagramD#D#

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