Above The Neck Chords

Key: Eb Intro: Eb Verse 1: Eb Everything above the neck Eb Everything but the imitation of youth must be given up at the desk Eb Everything but the look that sells Eb You're twelve looking twenty or you're twenty looking twelve Eb And you're tight and you're baby and you're sexy about it Eb And you're subtle and doe-eyed in a toddler's outfit Eb And her eyes are crossed Eb And big and bright and bug Eb And she withers around like a salty slug Eb There's a beautiful balance to realize and reach Eb When the women act like both a child and a sex beast Eb Men are titillated by that delicate line Eb Between sex, song, and nursery rhyme Eb Overtime, you'll not remember normalcy Eb Because normalcy is what you see repeatedly Eb So there will be nothing to miss Eb It must be so relieving for you to hear this

Eb Db Mm-mm-mm-mm Eb Db B B Bb Verse 2: Eb If I mimic sex like some kind of clothed recreation Eb Slightly alter to your emotional situation Eb If I transform into masterbation motivation Eb Something that's more open to interpretation Eb All of a sudden, your desire to understand Eb Head popped out of your ass, you're a wide-eyed kitten man Eb Your jaw will unhinge like a trap door opened wide Eb And in my words will pour like a fuckin' slip and slide Chorus: Eb Db Sex is everywhere, it's everything you see Eb Db B It's baked into the air Bb Breathe, baby, breathe it Eb Db Sex is everywhere and if it's not then Eb Db B Somebody will put it there B They'll put it there Verse 3: Eb Your hands are down your pants, you’re settled in for the night Eb It's time to watch 18-year-olds on a private browser site Eb But eighteen years isn't short enough for you Eb They have pigtails and Hello Kitty shorts on to undo Eb They've learned that the closer you look like to a kid Eb The more money you get from a 42-year-old piece of shit Eb So on screen, they'll touch a dick and act so confused Eb Because cluelessness is easier to get off to Eb There’s no button to push for third base Db I’m not trying to seduce you, fuckface Eb Db Eb I’ll be out in your lawn covered in snot B Bb I get away with so much shit 'cause you think I’m hot Eb Oh, you’ll praise the virgin Db Self absorbent, you think your penis is very important Eb Db But if something’s dirty after you touch it B Bb The problem is your hands, dipshit Bb Cut it off Chorus: Eb Db Sex is everywhere, it's everything you see Eb Db B It's baked into the air Bb Breathe, baby, breathe it Eb Db Sex is everywhere and if it's not then Eb Db B Somebody will put it there B They'll put it there Eb Db Ab Eb Db Ab Verse 4: Eb All the women are fighting crime Db Showing tits and ass at the same time Eb Db Their multitasks is where you draw the lines B Bb Anything's true if it rhymes Eb Db The key and the hole, the mighty sword Db Praise the man slut, praise the lord Eb Db They'd fuck a pie and a dead body Bb But you live to please, you live to please Outro: Eb Db Eb Db A Db Bb B