Under The Disco Ball chords by Jill Sobule

G
Johnny's mom was worried
      C                G
She caught him in the bathroom
        C      G
With a copy of GQ
                         D
The men's fall fashion issue
G
So she called her pastor
       C
The respected Reverend Bean
     G
Who after a minute of silence said
     D          G
I'll pray for thee

Johnny's dad was absent
      C           G
In another men's convention
      C                G
For Christian men who need to learn
              D
To be better dads
G
Johnny's mom kept quiet
C
About her son's sin
G                                    D
Afraid that dad would beat the holy shit
        G
Out of him
C
Under the disco ball
G
Another child will fall

Under the spell of leather
         D
And the big kick drum
C
They have a scheme, they have a plan
G
To take the children of our land

Turn them into stylists
      D             G
And women who play golf