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Johnny's mom was worried
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She caught him in the bathroom
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With a copy of GQ
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The men's fall fashion issue
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So she called her pastor
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The respected Reverend Bean
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Who after a minute of silence said
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I'll pray for thee
Johnny's dad was absent
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In another men's convention
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For Christian men who need to learn
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To be better dads
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Johnny's mom kept quiet
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About her son's sin
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Afraid that dad would beat the holy shit
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Out of him
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Under the disco ball
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Another child will fall
Under the spell of leather
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And the big kick drum
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They have a scheme, they have a plan
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To take the children of our land
Turn them into stylists
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And women who play golf