Chords with lyrics
By Jill Sobule
Capo on 2nd Fret
G+G 
B minorBm
I could slip, I could fall
E minorEm G+G
In that mean and awful hall
C majorC G+G
With the other jealous bitches
C majorC 
D MajorD
And the bitter grumbling men
(chords same as above)
I could sneer, I could glare
Say that life is so unfair
And the one who made it,
made it `Cuz her breasts were really big
Chorus:
E minorEm B minorBm
Well I don't wanna get bitter
E minorEm B minorBm
I don't wanna turn cruel
E minorEm B minorBm D MajorD
I don't wanna get old before I have to
G+G B minorBm
I could bitch, I could moan
E minorEm G+G
Say I want to be left alone
C majorC G+G
But that's not really true,
C majorC D MajorD
Because I like my time with you
(chords same as above)
Till you rant and you rave
Wishing fat folks to their grave
But I feel sorry for them
You say they get what they deserve
Chorus:
Chorus:
E minorEm B minorBm
Well I don't wanna get bitter
E minorEm B minorBm
I don't wanna turn cruel
E minorEm B minorBm D MajorD
I don't wanna get old before I have to
E minorEm B minorBm
I don't wanna get jaded
E minorEm B minorBm
Petrified and weighted
E minorEm B minorBm D MajorD
I don't wanna get bitter like you
E minorEm B minorBm E minorEm
Like you, with the darts in your eyes
E minorEm B minorBm E minorEm
Like you, with disdain for mankind
E minorEm B minorBm D MajorD
I was charmed, now I wonder
Well I don't wanna get bitter
I don't wanna turn cruel
I don't wanna get old before I have to
G+G B minorBm
So I'll smile with the rest
E minorEm B minorBm
I'll wish everyone the best
C majorC G+G
And know the one who made it,
C majorC D MajorD
Made it cuz she was actually pretty good
E minorEm B minorBm
Well I don't wanna get bitter
E minorEm B minorBm
I don't wanna turn cruel
E minorEm B minorBm D MajorD
I don't wanna get old before I have to
Tabbed by: iatot gabriela
