Tillamook County Jail chords by Todd Snider

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I'm sittin' here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail
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I'm hoping that she's not so mad now that she doesn't even pay my bail
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If I was her, I'm not so sure, I wouldn't keep on moving down the trail
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Sittin' here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail
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Got a lump on my head, and a boot print on my chest
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From what the guys in here call the Tillamook County lie detector test
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Well I did my best but as you might-a guessed it's a tough test not to fail
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I'm sittin' here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail

Chorus:
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One phone call, two Tylenol
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Four cold grey walls closing in
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If I ever do get out on that highway again
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I aint ever going back to Tillamook County
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No, I aint ever going back to Tillamook County

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It all started when I had a little trouble with a guy on a highway crew
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And that lying son of gun he told 'em I done some things that I didn't do
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They came a runnin' for me down 101, lights flashing on my tail
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And now I'm a sittin' here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail

Chorus

Guitar

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I'm sittin' here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail
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And I'm  hoping that she's not so mad now she doesn't even pay my bail
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We coming down on vacation, gonna leave on probation
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Have to send all my money through the mail
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I'm gonna send all me money through the Tillamook County Jail
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Yes, I'm gonna send all my money to the tillamook county Jail
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