Stuck On The Corner Chords

Key: E Tuning: E A D G B E Intro: E Verse 1: E They named that goddamn kiss-ass Handelmann E Vice president of human resources or somethin' A He stood up and made a speech about how we would E All have to work even harder now B7 I thought harder, now, harder than what? E N.C. I'd give anything to get up and walk but of here but I'm

Chorus: E Stuck on the corner of Sanity and Madness A E I'm lookin them over, I can't see a difference B7 Makin money out of paper, paper out of trees E N.C. We're makin so much money we can hardly breathe Verse 2: E You oughta hear the shit that I get from my daughter E She says that she can't stand the sight of the car I bought her A It's gonna ruin her life forever, she don't ride a ragtop E Her and her mother spend my money pretty much non-stop B7 They're trying to break me for the sake of this neighborhood E N.C. They want everyone up and down the street to think that we're doing good Chorus: E We're stuck on the corner of Sanity and Madness A E I'm lookin them over, I can't see a difference B7 Makin money out of paper, paper out of trees E We're makin so much money we can hardly breathe Verse 3: E I didn't even want to study economics E My parents made me cause they said it would be practical A I can't make my kids do a goddamn thing I tell them to E That kid's an unrepentant radical B7 He is as unimpressed by allt he plaques in my cubicle B7 As I am secretly impressed with his ability E N.C. To look at everything so completely irresponsibly Chorus: E I'm stuck on the corner of Sanity and Madness A E I'm lookin them over, I can't see a difference B7 We're makin money out of paper, paper out of trees E We're makin so much money we can hardly breathe [Solo] E A E B7 E E A E B7 E Verse 4: E So now I got to call that little pecker Mr. Handelmann E Drove home from work as mad as I've ever been an' then A I really jerked the kid out of a drive-though window E He said Will that be everything? I said, what would you know? B7 You're lookin' at the man about to buy his kid a ragtop E What are you driving? A bicycle you little punk! Chorus: E I'm stuck on the corner of Sanity and Madness A E I'm lookin them over, I can't see a difference B7 Makin money out of paper, paper out of trees E We're makin so much money we can hardly breathe Outro: E