Chords with lyrics
Intro A----------------------------------10-9-7---5---------| E-----------------3-5-7-8---5-7-8------------8-5--7-3-| (Start strumming the G chord immediately after) C--2-4-6-7---4-6-7------------------------------------| G-----------------------------------------------------| VERSE 1 G D She was the worst looking woman to ever grace this county C G And I was the loneliest man in the whole damn world C But I had me a fool-proof plan G Em That I learned from my old man Am D G I knew right soon she'd be my kind of girl
VERSE 2 G D I admit at first I didn't even want that woman near me C G She looked like she'd been beaten up with a rake C But as I gulped down another round G Em I said Hey, woman, hang around Am D G You're gettin' better looking with every drink I take CHORUS 1 C D G Cause I can drink any woman pretty C D G Just give me a bottle and a little time C G Em She may look like an ugly old heffer right now Am D G But one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine INTERLUDE A---------------------------------------| E-----------5-7----5-7------------------| C--2-4-6-7-----7------4---6-4-6---4--2--| G---------------------------------------| (Start strumming the G chord immediately after)
VERSE 3 G D She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when I first me her C G She had floppy ears and this big old busted nose C G Em It was kinda hard to ignore that woman's crooked and yellow teeth Am D G And them slobby old smelly mismatched dime-store clothes VERSE 4 G D But Johnnie Walker spiced up her wardrobe C G And Bourbon straightened out that busted nose C G Em A couple of vodka shots added a little bit of dental work Am D G Next thing you know I'm sitting next to Marilyn Monroe CHORUS 1 C D G Cause I can drink any woman pretty C D G Just give me a bottle and a little time C G Em She may look like an ugly old heffer right now Am D G But one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine C G Em She may look like an ugly old heffer right now Am D G
