Drink Any Woman Pretty chords by Todd Snider

Chords with lyrics

Capo II

(Verse 1)

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She was the worst looking woman to ever grace this county.

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And I's the loneliest man in the whole damn world.

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But I had me a fool proof plan, that I'd learned from my old man.

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Yeah, I knew right soon she'd be my kind of girl.

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Now I admit at first I didn't even want that woman near me.

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Hell, she looked like she'd been beaten up with a rake.

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But as I gulped down another round, I said, hey woman hand around.

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Yer gettin better looking with every drink I take.

(Chorus)

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Cause I can drink any woman pretty.

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Just give me a bottle and a little time.

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She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now,

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but one more round and that womans gonna look just fine.


(Verse 2)

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She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when I first met her.

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She had floppy ears and this big ole busted nose.

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And it was kinda hard to ignore that woman's crooked and yellow teeth,

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and them sloppy ole smelly mismatched dimestore clothes.

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But Johnny Walker spiced up her wardrobe.

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Yeah, and bourbon straightened out that busted nose.

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Well a couple of vodka shots, add in a little bit of dental work.

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Next thing you know I'm sitting next to Marylin Monroe, oh no.


(Chorus)

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She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now,

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