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If My Nose Was Running Money
Recorded by Mike Snider
Written by Mike Carr and Mike Hammonds
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You say that I don't love you you say my love is untrue
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Well darlin' if I was a rich man I'd prove my love to you
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I'd buy you a diamond ring and a new fur coat or two
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If my nose was running money honey I'd blow it all on you
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If my nose was running money I'd blow it all on you
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I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too
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I'd build you that mansion up on the mountaintop
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If my nose was running money but honey it's snot
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If my nose was running money let me tell you what I'd do
I'd buy you a John Deere tractor
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And we'd get rid of that old gray mule
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I'd carry you down to the store and buy you a brand new pair shoes
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And you not have to be plowing bare footed the way you always do
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If my nose was running money we could have anything we please
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The first time you wanted cash all I'd have to do is sneeze
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Why we'd be living high on the hog and the hog wouldn't be so lean
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If my nose was running money honey we'd be rollin' in the green
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It's a booger of a problem that I got
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I wish my nose was running money but it's snot
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I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too
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If my nose was running money I'd blow it all on you
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If my nose was running money honey I'd blow it all on you