Nowhere Fast chords by The Smiths

Intro: G F#m

F#4
I'd like to drop my trousers to the world
    Em        G       F#m
I am a man of means, of slender means
F#4
Each household appliance
             Em    G F#m
Is like a new science in my town
F#4
And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion

  Em               G        F#m
I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean
      A             Bm
And when a train goes by, it's such a sad sound

G
No, no, no, no, no
A      Bm
It's such a sad thing

(Em G F#m)

F#4
I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen
   Em         G       F#m
Every sensible child will know what this means
F#4
The poor and the needy
            G       F#m
Are selfish and greedy on her terms
F#4
And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion
  Em              G       F#m
I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean
      A             Bm
And when a train goes by, it's such a sad sound

G
No, no, no, no, no
A      Bm
It's such a sad thing

(Em G F#m)

F#4
And when I'm lying in my bed
 Em                   G  F#m
I think about life And I think about death
F#4              Em     G  F#m
And neither one particularly appeals to me
      F#4
And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion
Em                   G  F#m
I'd get such a shock I'd probably lie
    Em              G  F#m
In the middle of the street and die
  Em G  F#m F#4
I'd lie down and die
A  G