Birthday Cake chords by Slothrust

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
G    C G Em   C G   C G  Em  G C  G   Em G C

Verse 1:
G              C            G
If I asked you do you wanna die
      Em     E           C           G
You'd probably just lie and say no-no-no
    C                     G
And if you asked me do I feel sick
      Em                      C                Em      G
I'd probably try to trick you and say how I wish I did
      Em                      C                Em      G
I'd probably try to trick you and say how I wish I did

Chorus:
     Em           D       C              G
And that's how I know that it's starting up again
     Em           D       C              G
Put your petal to the metal and break my arms
     Em           D       C              G
Or you can break my legs if you want me to stay put
     Em           D       C              G
Underneath the covers I don't care about anything


Verse 2:
     G              C            G
But hey I would sit on your birthday cake
     Em     E           C           G
I'll take what I can take and you can get what you get
       C                     G
'Cause it's your party, treat me how you want
      Em                      C                Em      G
Your mother and your aunt don't care for me anyway
      Em                      C                Em      G
No, your mother and your aunt don't care for me anyway


Chorus:
     Em         D          C              G
But I never thought it would happen to me
     Em           D       C                G
You cut my hair off in my sleep and put it in the kitchen sink
     Em           D       C              G
I never thought it would happen to me
          Em           D             C              G
Well you treat me like a little toy and make me do a dance


Verse 3:
G              C            G
If you want to, we can make a pact
     Em     E           C           G
But it will be an act, it doesn't mean anything
       C                     G
Tie me with balloon strings to the floor
Em           C                Em          G
I don't care anymore You can do what you want
       Em           C            Em          G
No, I don't care anymore You can do what you want