Chester The Molester chords by Sloan

Intro:
G  C

Verse 1:

G
Chester the molester's not without his charm

G
She can see herself hangin' off his arm

              C
He's saying, "Hey bartender, put it on my tab

          G
Unless my limit's running out again" (out again)

     D
He's generous, but when he tired of coughing it up

                D7
Well, there's a bill that says he will

                  G
But he's never concerned

           D
If he gets burned

Chorus:

             A
Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of the sauna

        G                               F#
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna

  Bm       A D                A
I know (no!)  it can't be too soon (Ooh)

Verse 2:

G
Chester the molester's trying to hide his ring (what a man!)

G
But he's the only guy who's halfway interesting

              C
He's saying, "Hey bartender, can you fill 'er up

            G
Because you see she's running out again" (out again)

     D                                                         G
"You thought I was the type of guy that never put out, but I'm not

              D
Any more than you were"

Chorus:

             A
Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of the sauna

        G                               F#
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna

  Bm       A D                A
I know (no!)  it can't be too soon

  G        D                 A   Bb
I know (no!) it can't be too soon

Bridge:

Bm    D    G
Don't give in

G                D               A
Say you're gonna turn around and leave

Bm    D    G
Don't give in

G                D               A
Say you're gonna turn around and leave

Verse 3:

Ab G
   Chester the molester never kept his word (what a man!)

G
He never bought that drink and now he's lost his bird

              C
He's saying, "Hey bartender, can I look you up

       G
If I'm ever coming out again" (out again)

      D
She's courteous but shuts him down, he's wondering still

             D7
If there's a pill that says she will

                    G
Cause he's never concerned

              D
But he'll get burned

Chorus:

             A
Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of the sauna

        G                               F#
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna

  Bm       A D                A
I know (no!)  it can't be too soon

  G        D                 A
I know (no!) it can't be too soon