Jort Storm chords by Slimecicle

Chords with lyrics

• Capo on 4th

Strumming: Suggested ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑
Tuning: Standard

🎸 Intro:

   E minorEm
This just in!

We're receiving reports that

a new fad is taking
  C majorC
the nation by storm.

It's name? JORTS
E minorEm
But it appears as if this breakthrough
              C majorC
in jean-short splicing technology is
          D MajorD
casing irregular weather patterns

all across the globe (Whoo!)

🎸 Verse 1:
E minorEm
It's the warmer season,

so I can't wear jeans
 C majorC
I really like the denim,

but not the length of the seam
E minorEm
My mom dresses cas and my dad

likes to preen
C majorC
I'm not like either of them,
           E MajorE
I got the recessive gene!


🎸 Chorus:
E minorEm
Jort storm!
B minorBm
Jort storm's comin' tonight
E minorEm
A augmentedA jort storm!
C majorC     D MajorD
It's a category 5
E minorEm
Jort storm
B minorBm
Jort storm's comin' tonight
C majorC           D MajorD
I said a jort storm's comin',

so run and hide!

🎸 Bridge:
E minorEm
Jorticane
B minorBm
Jortnado
C majorC
Jortnami
D MajorD
Jortquake
E minorEm
Jortruption
D MajorD
Jortalanche
G+G   BB
 Jortpocalypse


🎸 Verse 3:
E minorEm         D MajorD
  Jort storm's comin' (JORTS!)
E minorEm     D MajorD      G+G
  So you better start runnin'
C majorC
Fast, it's a chase
    BB
But be careful 'cause these
           E minorEm
jorts will chafe you (Yeah!)
           D MajorD   E minorEm
They're the new sensation (JORTS!)
       D MajorD   G+G
Wear 'em to every occasion
C majorC
Jorts in the pool
      BB      D MajorD
Or even better, wear 'em to a funeral,

yeah (J-J-J-JORTS!)
E minorEm
My personality is ninety-nine percent jorts
C majorC
I got a genetic test,

but all my genes are shorts!


🎸 Chorus:
E minorEm
The jort storm!
B minorBm
Jort storm's comin' tonight
E minorEm
A augmentedA jort storm!
C majorC     D MajorD
It's a category 5
E minorEm
Jort storm
B minorBm
Jort storm's comin' tonight
C majorC            D MajorD
I take off my f*cking jorts,

I got-a jorts inside


🎸 Outro:
E minorEm
Breaking news
B minorBm
Millions of Americans are being
    C majorC          D MajorD
sucked directly into the Jortex
         E minorEm
And it's headed straight for this studio
D MajorD            G+G
To my wife, Cheryl, and son, Timmy
BB     E minorEm
I love—— (JORTS!)
        D MajorD  E minorEm
The elders foretold (JORTS!)
    D MajorD  BB
Of a fashion so bold
  C majorC
A augmentedA new god of the earth (Jorthulhu!)
  BB
To seal it in denim

and turn it into Jearth!

E minorEm  D MajorD
E minorEm  D MajorD G+G BB
C majorC
BB D MajorD
E minorEm
C majorC
E minorEm
C majorC  D MajorD

Chords used in Jort Storm by Slimecicle:
Em, E, G, B, Bm, C, D,