Slim Dusty - Red Back On The Toilet Seat D G There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night A A7 D I didn't see him in the dark but boy I felt his bite G I jumped high up into the air and when I hit the ground A A7 that crafty redback spider wasn't nowhere to be found G D There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night E E7 A7 I didn't see him in the dark but boy I felt his bite D G And now I'm here in hospital, a sad and sorry plight A A7 D and I curse the redback spider on the toilet seat last night
D G I rushed in to the missus told her just where I'd been bit A A7 D she grabbed the cutthroat razor and I nearly took a fit G I said, "Just forget what's on your mind and call the doctor please A A7 Cos' I've got a feeling that your cure is worse than the disease G D There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night E E7 A7 I didn't see him in the dark but boy I felt his bite D G And now I'm here in hospital, a sad and sorry plight A A7 D and I curse the redback spider on the toilet seat last night