Redback On The Toilet Seat chords by Slim Dusty

Chords with lyrics

Slim Dusty - Red Back On The Toilet Seat

      D MajorD                G+G
There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night
 A augmentedA                   A7A7     D MajorD
I didn't see him in the dark but boy I felt his bite
                    G+G
I jumped high up into the air and when I hit the ground
    A augmentedA              A7A7
that crafty redback spider wasn't nowhere to be found

      G+G                        D MajorD
There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night
   E MajorE              E7E7       A7A7
I didn't see him in the dark but boy I felt his bite
  D MajorD               G+G
And now I'm here in hospital, a sad and sorry plight
    A augmentedA               A7A7        D MajorD
and I curse the redback spider on the toilet seat last night

      D MajorD                G+G
I rushed in to the missus told her just where I'd been bit
 A augmentedA                   A7A7     D MajorD
she grabbed the cutthroat razor and I nearly took a fit
                    G+G
I said, "Just forget what's on your mind and call the doctor please
    A augmentedA              A7A7
Cos' I've got a feeling that your cure is worse than the disease

      G+G                        D MajorD
There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night
   E MajorE              E7E7       A7A7
I didn't see him in the dark but boy I felt his bite
  D MajorD               G+G
And now I'm here in hospital, a sad and sorry plight
    A augmentedA               A7A7        D MajorD
and I curse the redback spider on the toilet seat last night