Short People By Newman From Seinfeld chords by Sledding With Tigers

Intro:

A, A7, D, E, A x2


Verse 1:

A
What should we do
     A7
Oh, What should we do
      D                   E             A
These tiny aliens want to turn us into space slaves
             A
We only have one chance
         A7
Yeah, we only have one shot
   D                         E       A
To beat them in a competition of our choice

Chorus:

B                   D                   A
We should challenge them in a game of Basketball
    B                     D                   A
I don’t know much, yeah I don’t know much at all
      B                      D                    A
But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball
        B                     D                          A
Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule


Verse 2:

A
This plan is foolproof
     A7
Oh, it’s a foolproof plan
    D                              E                             A
I guess we’re assuming that these aliens don’t have undisclosed powers (Or something)
                  A
Cause that would suck, man
                A7
Oh, that would really bust my gourd
              D                       E                    A
If they could do something crazy like harness NBA player’s skills


Chorus: x2

B                   D                   A
We should challenge them in a game of Basketball
    B                     D                   A
I don’t know much, yeah I don’t know much at all
      B                      D                    A
But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball
        B                     D                          A
Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule

Final Line on final chorus: