Them Kinda Monkeys Can't Swing chords by Slade

Intro: A E (x4)


verse 1
E
Everywhere has a wheeler and dealer
E               A
Raised in the back streets of town
         E        B
Everywhere has a spieler who's a clown


verse 2
E
Every haunt has a hustler and bustler
E             A
Born with the tongue of a snake
         E       B
Every haunt has a muscler on the make

B        A           B
And them kind of monkeys can't swing
     A          B
And them birdies can't sing
    A        B
If them pigs could fly
              E
Maybe they'd fly away from me

         A           B
And them kind of monkeys can't swing
     A          B
And them birdies can't sing
    A        B
If them pigs could fly
              E
Maybe they'd fly away from me


Break: A E (x4)


verse 3
E
Everywhere has a ducker and diver
E          A
Doing his best to impress
         E      B
Everywhere has a skiver in a mess


verse 4
E
And every place has a joker at poker
E             A
Born with a marked deck of cards
         E       B
Every place has a smoker in the yards



B        A           B
And them kind of monkeys can't swing
     A          B
And them birdies can't sing
    A        B
If them pigs could fly
              E
Maybe they'd fly away from me

         A          B
And them kind of monkeys can't swing, uh, uh, uh
     A          B
And them birdies can't sing
    A        B
If them pigs could fly
              E
Maybe they'd fly away from me


Solo
E G A  A G E
E G A  A G E
F F# G G# A A# B C C# D D# E
E A (x2)
E B



B        A          B
Oh, them kind of monkeys can't swing
     A          B
And them birdies can't sing
    A        B
If them pigs could fly
              E
Maybe they'd fly away from me

         A           B
And them kind of a-monkeys can't swing
     A           B
And them a-birdies can't sing
    A        B
If them pigs could fly
              E
Maybe they'd fly away from me


Outro
A E (x4)
F F# G G# A A# B C C# D D# E
E